Everyone round to Erastes'! She's got Felix!

[erastes]

Meme: gacked from dastier. Name any fictional character I would know, and I'll give you three reason why they suck.

Come on, don't be predictable - go for it!

I got home tonight around 7, slumped onto the settee and as I was turning on the laptop the moggies all arrived from upstairs...

1. Lili always in the lead - yelling in case I hadn't spotted her.

2. Lucius - elegantly, polishing his monocle and flopping languidly, all lines and angles onto the rug.

3. Severus - rushing in and turning the printer on, because it makes him laugh, and he's just learned to do it.

4. Beautiful shiny tabby tom. A complete stranger to me.

bwha? None of the others turned a whisker, he'd obviously been upstairs shooting the breeze with them all, sharing potions recipes and lying in the sunshine. No-one admitted giving him an invitation but he wasn't at all phased by me, he just wandered through the living room into the kitchen, miaowing and slid out of the cat flap. So he's Riddle. I won't be encouraging him in, of course but if he wants to come in out of the rain and hang around with the Slythies, who am I to stop him?

OK - PIRATES! OK. It wasnt' as good as the first film. That film is as perfect a piece of cinematography as it is possible to get and NOTHING was ever going to top it, but it was better than the second film - which I also really liked, so it was between really good and Grrrrreat! But there was a LOT to like. First of all, it completely blows the "this is Disney, this is SAFE" out of the water from the very first scene and after that went past I just knew that nothing was impossible - in a real GRRM way.

THEY HANGED A CHILD! I mean - OMG. They were hanging all the populace and then the little pretty child arrived on the scaffold and I thought, "oh well, there are rules for this sort of thing, children don't die - not in 12a films at least!!!!"

Wrong! So much else to love.

• Singapore
• The haunting tune the hangees sung
• Shipwreck Bay
• unimaginative piratey names
• Mr Gibbs (love him!)
• The Colon and Nobby English Guards becoming pirates (class!)
• The pirate lords
• Calypso
• KEITH RICHARDS!
• Jack "double crossing" everyone but still managing to do the right thing in the end, even against his will
• the LOOK on Jack's face after Davy Jones did what he did to Will
• the fate of Norrington and Cutter. YAY! Why didn't Jason Isaacs get the Cutter role??
• Jack's speech about being lost
• The wedding
• "Once was enough darlin'"
• "That makes you.... CHART MAN!"
• Will looking more like Errol Flynn than ever.
• The bad breath Jack/Will "kiss" (nearly!)
• Multiple Jacks. specially the fat shirtless Jack.
• KK having to use a Body Double to have normal sized legs
• MONKEY! (give the monkey an Oscar. Now.)
• The "9 pieces of whatever they had in their pockets at the time..."

What I wasn't so mad on - Kiera getting SO MUCH of the plot and Will being completely sidelined, her Braveheart speech was completely dull and if I'd been on the ship I'd have gone.. "whatever"  But of course, there was no-one else to make a speech like that, Jack wouldn't have, no-one could have.

I loved the situation we were left with with Liz and Will, it was perfect.  However - as much as the Bitch Swann deserved the curse - Will did NOT - as far as I can remember he did nothing to deserve it - I know it saved his life an' all, but it wasn't fair on him, it really wasn't.

So, anyway, off to see it again next week - and probably the week after too!

Comments

[rmanley.livejournal.com]

Little Em'ly.

*smirk*

[erastes.livejournal.com]

ONLY THREE????

1. She's treated like doll by Barkis and all and just laps it up. She wants to be better than she is - to be a lady. I know that this is considered to be a rumour by Mrs Omer, but I firmly believe it.

2. In spite of being treated like The Princess Doll she lies to Barkis and cheats on Ham. Barkis' life is ruined thereafter

3, She destroyed Steerforth and his relationship with Daisy. The Hor.

[asphodeline.livejournal.com]

Bod!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

1. He's awfully 2 dimensional and shallow don't you think?

2. Whoever gave him a bloody recorder needs to be shot.

3. I think that once he decided to come off the page and because 3 dimensional as Matt Lucas was a bad career move. Although I did like his George Dawes. However his drums are as bad as his recorder.

[asphodeline.livejournal.com]

Heehee, love it!! Now, who else can I think of??!!

[enolabloodygay.livejournal.com]

Sam Vimes!

*snigger*

[erastes.livejournal.com]

You meanie

1. He's married to his job. And treats me Sybil appallingly.

2. He has no self-esteem

3. He's a closet homosexual and it's about time he realised it. Also! He can eat all sorts of disgusting fatty foods and never puts on an ounce. *hates*

[latetocomics.livejournal.com]

Finally got to see Pirates yesterday! Yes, I loved it, and you brought up a lot of the good points. Yeah, that speech to rally the troops was a bit of a snoozer. Keith Richards was great! But Jack best of all.
-thanks
liz