1. Game of Thrones Simpsons parody. Genius
2. Oh! The dilemma! The new Assassin’s Creed game is going to be set in 1777 in America. Yes. Rebel Scum time! Trouble is I’m going to be playing as Rebel Scum with a hero called – don’t you just love names like this: Ratohnhaké:ton (although they call him Connor, d’oh) and presumably I’m going to have to KEEL the redcoats. Now I had no problem stabbing Templars and the like in previous games so i’m just going to have to toughen up.
And it’s being released on my birthday, How nice of them! I know what I’m getting myself!
3. They’ve cancelled Terra Nova. Boo.