Book Review: Smokescreen by Stevie Woods
Torquere Press $1.95
Period: Regency England 1801
Lord Richard Douglas (known as Chard to his best friend Julian) has just returned from the continent with a new wife. Sir Julian – seeing them together realises he loves his friend in a way that would not be acceptable to law or society.
Short Version : Meh: C
This is a very simplistic story which way overstayed its 12,000 words by at least half. Quite readable, but no more than a PWP and very little porn to reward you for wading through the previous 11,500 words. It's reminiscent of one of those Harry Potter fics where Sirius and Remus struggle with the realisation that they are gay and then end up boinking at the end.
And I couldn't find anyone called after a type of spinach arousing… I'm not Popeye.
There's far far too much angst. Six thousand words of repetitive angst where both men wankst on internally about how much they love each other and how the other one must never know and how it can never be when this could be dealt with quite swiftly, and have the story move along to some substance.
Another problem for me was that the author sets "Chekov's gun" up in the first couple of paragraphs with a reference that Lord Douglas' new wife is no better than she should be, but the gun never really goes off – so there was a promise that the plot could have been – well, a plot – but I was left feeling let down that there wasn't any to speak of.
As to historical accuracy, I lost my eyebrows to my fringe a couple of times; there's no mention at all of the fact that Europe is plunged in a bloody war for a start. Then there's this quote which nearly had me ripping the thing in half
Softly interrupting, Richard asked, "Are you afraid?"
Julian frowned, puzzled. "Afraid?"
"The sentence is still death. I know it hasn't been carried out in decades, but still, it would mean prison…Is that what's worrying you?"
"No, they have to prove penetration now." Julian was concerned, though. "Conviction is very difficult, but just an accusation…I just don't want to ruin your life."
Um – No. Sorry, Stevie Woods, but During the first thirty-five years of the nineteenth century more than fifty men were hanged for sodomy in England. The law had to prove BOTH penetration and ejaculation to make it a hanging offence – but a lot of accusations were reduced to assault with a sodomitical intent, which meant at least six months in prison, sometimes with the pillory and a very hefty fine.
http://www.oldbaileyonline.org
I suppose part of the reason that I do point this kind of inaccuracy out is that I don't want gay regency to follow the leader in the way that some heterosexual regencies do – where Heyer is considered canon. It was illegal, it was a death sentence, to say nothing of queer bashing, and a complete loss of reputation.
Talking of penetration… When we get to the sex I found it more textbook than arousing, and found it a little bit strange that Julian, who had never done anything with men was (from what he'd learned in books – and I'd have liked to know which books?) more knowledgeable about what to do than Richard who admitted that he had had sex with men at least a couple of times before, and really, the men were a little too girly for my taste.
So all in all, I was disappointed. I'm always excited to find a gay Regency, but this just didn't do it for me. But if you are a fan of angsty feminine men, and don't give a stuff about period feel, then you'll probably like it more than I did.
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Hey, was going to ask you (non-sequitur time!) -- how do you feel about gay sf? (The boys in the current wip are going to be angsting about it, but with good reason-- they serve in a very puritanical theocratical government's military, and they have to balance their gay vs. their duty. It's a subplot, yes, given that the big story is about first contact with aliens who aren't very nice to our heroes, either, but...)
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https://www.haworthpress.com/store/product.asp?sku=5330
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Also: 12,000 words = a book, now? *pokes 840-page behemoth and sighs*
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840 pages? wow!! What's it about?
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I'll bet he would've found books, though. From what I've read (g), Gutenberg was famous for printing bibles, but he made more money printing porn.
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*loses tea*
I suppose it's better than calling the object of your affection, Dick.
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I've never been able to use 'dick' to indicate wedding tackle... probably because I share my birthday with a cousin named Richard. And 'prick' reminds me of childhood vaccinations--as in, "you'll feel a little prick." Pity I didn't have the vocabulary to tell the medical person, "Not on your life, lady!"
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This glut of ebook buying I've done in the last few days has been my first experience with the medium and I have to say I'm unimpressed.
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Arm in arm type couples, or just pairs? Because paired dancing was definitely around by then - Jane Austen even mentions a character measuring a room by the number of couples it will hold.
Yeah - the ebooks I've seen have not impressed me either. This is why I read relatively little in the gnre I write in. I'm picky.
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I do try and read every gay historical I can find - goodness knows there just aren't enough of them, and I think that knowing the competition is a good thing. I'm slowly slowly working my way through that Big List, but I might stay away from ebooks in future - all I seem to think when reading them (mostly) is "OMG can't these people do anything else but have sex????"
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Talking of porn... *peers hopefully over Katjak's shoulder....*
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