Ankh-Morpork is tempting, but if I started playing video games I would never get another word written--email and LJ are distraction enough already.

"What I tend to do is to find somewhere safe to hole up, then use my "Projection" (which creates a second invisible copy of me) - send that copy off to see what the dangers are - then when I find them I possess the guards and kill all the other guards."

Yes, indeedy. If I hadn't already known you were a Scorpio, that would say it all.