Showers!

[erastes]

It says something for my filthy mind that I clicked on a thread on
Romantic Times' message board which said "Shower Etiquette"

Of course, my grubby slash lovin' head had gone to water, slicked hair
down the back, curved buttocks running with warm water, thighs with
hairs glistening wet, soapy lubes, cool tiles, bracing ...
hard slippery columns of flesh and warm wet....... kisses.....

*goes into Homer catalepsy* Mmmmmmm. Shower Porn......

Imagine how annoyed I was when it turned out to be a discussion of
baby showers. ICK!!!

I beat a hasty retreat.

Comments

[eroticjames.livejournal.com]

That is so wrong. Not you... the baby showers.

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

I like your idea better. Soap-slicked is such a nice word :-)

[viverra-libro.livejournal.com]

I don't even go to those any more. I played my "I'm recently out of a failed engagement" card, and said I just couldn't bear to participate any more. Ex was good for something!! Ha!!!

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

I like your idea better. MUCH better.

[faithfulreader.livejournal.com]

bad mental image XD

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I know.... *shudder*

There's something about that kind of organised female activity that really REALLY frightens me. Window shopping, Showers, Hen Parties, anything like that.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Oh yes indeedy!!

Choice: Pink wooly gifts and giggly broody women or watching two men wank each other off in a shower cubicle.

No contest, sorry!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I've never been to one. Hen nights are scary enough.

*shuddering*

That's a very useful card. Hang on to it!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Nod nod nod nod nod!!!!!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Bad?

[faithfulreader.livejournal.com]

children and sexual fantasies in one paragraph, I mean XD

[maidenform.livejournal.com]

LOL *squishes* I share your disappointment.

[rosie-red73.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha! We don't have baby showers in this country do we? *panics* I think I'd be OK anyway, I only know about three women and none of them know each other so it wouldn't be so much a shower as a light drizzle.

[rosie-red73.livejournal.com]

Oh god yes. I had to go to two hen parties for this last wedding. TWO! How is that fair? My jaw still aches from the false smiling and enforced raucousness. And bridal showers too, what the hell is that all about? Do they not get enough presents at the wedding.

I have to also add to the list any kind of in-house party, i.e., Ann Summers (oooh look, an actual VIBRATOR! And it's shaped like a WILLY! SQUEAL!), Colour Me Beautiful (Colour me a round-the-back-of-Kentucky-Fried-Chicken-ten-quid whore) and god, I can hardly even bring myself to utter it... Tupperware parties (Goodness, Barbara, I could fit at least twelve of my fruit cakes for the church fete in this one!) WTF?! PLASTIC BOXES, PEOPLE!