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erastesIt says something for my filthy mind that I clicked on a thread on
Romantic Times' message board which said "Shower Etiquette"
Of course, my grubby slash lovin' head had gone to water, slicked hair
down the back, curved buttocks running with warm water, thighs with
hairs glistening wet, soapy lubes, cool tiles, bracing ...
hard slippery columns of flesh and warm wet....... kisses.....
*goes into Homer catalepsy* Mmmmmmm. Shower Porn......
Imagine how annoyed I was when it turned out to be a discussion of
baby showers. ICK!!!
I beat a hasty retreat.
Romantic Times' message board which said "Shower Etiquette"
Of course, my grubby slash lovin' head had gone to water, slicked hair
down the back, curved buttocks running with warm water, thighs with
hairs glistening wet, soapy lubes, cool tiles, bracing ...
hard slippery columns of flesh and warm wet....... kisses.....
*goes into Homer catalepsy* Mmmmmmm. Shower Porn......
Imagine how annoyed I was when it turned out to be a discussion of
baby showers. ICK!!!
I beat a hasty retreat.
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Date: 2006-09-14 04:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-14 06:36 pm (UTC)There's something about that kind of organised female activity that really REALLY frightens me. Window shopping, Showers, Hen Parties, anything like that.
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Date: 2006-09-15 09:05 am (UTC)I have to also add to the list any kind of in-house party, i.e., Ann Summers (oooh look, an actual VIBRATOR! And it's shaped like a WILLY! SQUEAL!), Colour Me Beautiful (Colour me a round-the-back-of-Kentucky-Fried-Chicken-ten-quid whore) and god, I can hardly even bring myself to utter it... Tupperware parties (Goodness, Barbara, I could fit at least twelve of my fruit cakes for the church fete in this one!) WTF?! PLASTIC BOXES, PEOPLE!
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Date: 2006-09-14 04:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-14 06:39 pm (UTC)Choice: Pink wooly gifts and giggly broody women or watching two men wank each other off in a shower cubicle.
No contest, sorry!
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Date: 2006-09-14 04:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-14 06:40 pm (UTC)*shuddering*
That's a very useful card. Hang on to it!
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