erastes: (tadzio2)
erastes ([personal profile] erastes) wrote2006-09-20 11:19 pm

My Poor Poor Boys...

*finger crossed for Richard Hammond*

I know that Smart Bitches make a specialisation of sporking covers and I'm not going to make a habit of it (and the art on this one is pretty decent, unlike many ebooks)

But still.


http://www.changelingpress.com/images/covers/fulls/362.jpg

Doesn't this story run:

Lucius woke. His shoulders itched. There was a foul taste in his mouth and his skin felt.. tight. he pulled himself off the bed and his head fell forward, his eyes closed against the hangover. He sat like that for a while, waiting for the nausea to wear off, then threw his hair back and opened his eyes. His shoulders felt strange.

As he walked towards the mirror he blanched.... Someone would PAY for this.... And where was his cock?

[identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Do faeries even have cocks? :P

Pretty man, but euwww on the pinkness. *shudders*

[identity profile] mysid.livejournal.com 2006-09-21 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
I am, ordinarily, a great fan of the color pink. It's warm, and rosy, and sweet. (And I actually look pretty good in it.) But this is just eww.

And where is his cock?

[identity profile] lovemefearme.livejournal.com 2006-09-21 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
I do belive the K is nicely covering the cock as well as the leg. I am very sure of that.

...

Heh. I love to see that happen to Lucius his hair colored, through I would go for Weasley red. But I am just evil!

[identity profile] leni-jess.livejournal.com 2006-09-21 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
If I were Lucius I'd be complaining about the manifest uselessness of those wings. If he has hair down to here, why not great strong functional birdwings - and bones! - instead of that butterfly crap? (Mind, if he wanted someone to fuck him there might be logistical problems.) Also the pink, of course. Those eyes look very unLucius - the expression of startlement.

[identity profile] annowre.livejournal.com 2006-09-21 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
*snort*

That's brilliant. That's actually a cover for somebody's book?

[identity profile] rosie-red73.livejournal.com 2006-09-21 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
BWAHAHAHAHA!

But Richard Hammond! *worries* Do you know they even make cross-stitch patterns of his face? I love him.