My Poor Poor Boys...

[erastes]

*finger crossed for Richard Hammond*

I know that Smart Bitches make a specialisation of sporking covers and I'm not going to make a habit of it (and the art on this one is pretty decent, unlike many ebooks)

But still.




Doesn't this story run:

Lucius woke. His shoulders itched. There was a foul taste in his mouth and his skin felt.. tight. he pulled himself off the bed and his head fell forward, his eyes closed against the hangover. He sat like that for a while, waiting for the nausea to wear off, then threw his hair back and opened his eyes. His shoulders felt strange.

As he walked towards the mirror he blanched.... Someone would PAY for this.... And where was his cock?

Comments

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Do faeries even have cocks? :P

Pretty man, but euwww on the pinkness. *shudders*

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I don't know, although a lot of elf - fairy type slash on this publishers site seems to attest they do. I can't see them reproducing by fission.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Well then it's a tuck job like Buffalo Bill :P

[mysid.livejournal.com]

I am, ordinarily, a great fan of the color pink. It's warm, and rosy, and sweet. (And I actually look pretty good in it.) But this is just eww.

And where is his cock?

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Ew Ew Ew.

And perhaps they don't have cocks, but that's worrying...

[lovemefearme.livejournal.com]

I do belive the K is nicely covering the cock as well as the leg. I am very sure of that.

...

Heh. I love to see that happen to Lucius his hair colored, through I would go for Weasley red. But I am just evil!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I've looked, it has to be very very tiny....

I think pink would suit him, too, but not those girly wings He needs PROPER big angel type wings.

[lovemefearme.livejournal.com]

Indeed. forgive me while I drool a bit?

[leni-jess.livejournal.com]

If I were Lucius I'd be complaining about the manifest uselessness of those wings. If he has hair down to here, why not great strong functional birdwings - and bones! - instead of that butterfly crap? (Mind, if he wanted someone to fuck him there might be logistical problems.) Also the pink, of course. Those eyes look very unLucius - the expression of startlement.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Heh. Yes, he needs BIG angelly wings!

[annowre.livejournal.com]

*snort*

That's brilliant. That's actually a cover for somebody's book?

[erastes.livejournal.com]

There are a LOT LOT WORSE than that, believe me.

[rosie-red73.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA!

But Richard Hammond! *worries* Do you know they even make cross-stitch patterns of his face? I love him.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

How weird! Cross stitchers are very weird.