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"The Guardian yesterday said that there are plans to issue abridged versions of famous novels. They suggested: "The Only Child Karamazov", "Skirmish and A Bit of Quiet", "Smiley's Person."

I suggest: "The Tenant of Wildfell Prefab", "Lord of the Trinkets", "The Gulag Islet", "Ten Minutes in the Life of Ivan Denisovich" .

These were my suggestions:

1. Far from the madding pair.
2. Dombey.
3. Vanity Stall
4. No Expectations
5. A couple of dalmatians
6 Tom Brown's lunchbreak
7 The Hitchikers guide to the M23
8 The Raisins of Irritation
9 Guard!
10 Tristram Lemonade
11. Eau de Cologne
12. The old man and the puddle
13. 100 seconds of solitude
14 Semi precious stone in the tiara

Anyone want to weigh in?

ETA: Twingeing Back Hillock
Catch 11
A postcard of Brideshead
The Kitten, The Ugly woman and the nightstand
The Life of Approximately Three
Bridget Joan's January 1st
The people who were a little bit glum.
A Doodle of Dorien Grey