GAH! SMITEY SMITEY SMITE SMITE

[erastes]

Why don't people READ?  On the first page - nay - the first LINE of the Erotic Authors Association website it says:

Join the EAA

The linked text says: Membership is free. Please e-mail the EAA director, Erastes after reading the information below.

(blah blah with what you need to send in that email)

And I've had three emails today with "Please can you let me know how to join?"

GRALSDKJFL;ASDJFLSDJF;LSADJFL;SKDFJKL;ASDFJKL;SDFJLK;SDJFLK;SDJF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I'll put some small print up on the bottom of that page:

Anyone who emails The Director with stupid emails will be deemed too dim to join, and will get a badge confirming this.

What?  WHAT?!  I did promise whips, didn't I?