Very amusing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[erastes]

I did this meme for different novels:

Seems they don't have a Dan Brown, or an Enid Blyton. or "Oscar Wilde with an Erection" or "crap"

I KNEW HIM

I say, Uncle You aren't serious! You aren't going to marry mother are you! Cripes! You are braver than me. Well not me, obviously, they don't call me Oedipus or anything. ha ha ha ha!!!!

I write like
P. G. Wodehouse

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Frost Fair

I write like
Charles Dickens

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Mere Mortals STATELY, sexy Philip Smallwood walked down the the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned: "Are you ready for me, Dominic my dear, dear boy?"

I write like
James Joyce

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STANDISH (This made me laugh a lot) From the other side of the Duchess of Richmond's ball, he looked like a hundred guineas. Up close I thought he'd cost me twice that to bed, and three times that to get rid of.

I write like
Raymond Chandler

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Comments

[angrboda]

It can do a Dan Brown. In fact I did my best to avoid it and it didn't bloody work. I've decided it must be a different Dan Brown. It's not like it's an uncommon name. ;)

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I'm giggling at Raymond Chandler (who is one of my faves) for Standish. "I saw him standing on the other side of the ballroom. He had the face of an angel, and the arse of Lucifer himself. If a man had sin written inside him like a stick of rock, it was him."

[essayel.livejournal.com]

From the other side of the Duchess of Richmond's ball, he looked like a hundred guineas. Up close I thought he'd cost me twice that to bed, and three times that to get rid of.

*snorts tea out of my nose*


Apparently I write BJs like that well known erotic author Sir Arthur Conan Doyle @_@ and Stepehn King for all the other naughty bits. I got Dan Brown too *mourns*

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, those Holmes/Watson blow jobs. Class :)

[josephine-myles.livejournal.com]

Apparently I write smut like Stephen King... XD

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

It does do Dan Brown. 3 of my 8 novels are Brown. I've never read him.

[karfraegh.livejournal.com]

Stephen King was from oracle... and for a WIP I got James Joyce... ROFL...

[karfraegh.livejournal.com]

ME TOO!!!!!

[karfraegh.livejournal.com]

Jeez. that was me. RJ,,, sighs

[josephine-myles.livejournal.com]

I recognise your icon - and very pretty it is too!

[baritonejeff.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhhhh, but it *does* do Dan Brown.

*walks away in search of a proper length of rope*

[rwday.livejournal.com]

They have a Dan Brown. I got Dan Brown for my first attempt, which was from a novella I'd sold to a fantasy anthology. :(

[mockingbirdq.livejournal.com]

Yeah, my smutty fics all came up as Dan Brown. The others said I wrote like Stephen King. Even though some of them were total fluff with no bad language.

(I wanted Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, at least. hmmph!)

[raevgray.livejournal.com]

I got Salinger and Atwood. I'm at least distinctly North American?

[aishabintjamil.livejournal.com]

I got James Joyce for my urban fantasy thriller and the erotic fantasy short I tested with, but the historical which is actually set in Dublin came up as Margaret Atwood. Go figure.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

*giggling* that's so wrong.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

i would have killed myself.

[jenniferkoliver.livejournal.com]

I got James Joyce, aaaaaaagh! :D

[baritonejeff.livejournal.com]

I used a chapter from that thing I'm writing. I was aghast at the outcome, so I used another chapter and got Vladimir Nabokov. That's interesting, because the chapters vacillate back and forth between characters, and the two examples I used were for two different characters. If nothing else, this possibly tells me that I have been successful in varying the narrative style, which is precisely what I wanted to do (but didn't consciously aim for.) To put a finer point on it, it appears (hopefully) that the characters themselves are influencing the narrative.

*crosses fingers*