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[erastes]

I hate summer. I really, really hate it. Spring, love it. Autumn, adore it, Winter - fabuloso, specially with snow but summer? You can stick it where the monkey keeps his nuts. It’s one long misery (that starts in about March) of sneezing, scratching, coughing, wheezing. Runny eyes, runny nose, itchy throat (the WORST) popping pills feeling drowsy, getting too hot, office at 90 degrees, swollen feet, humidity omg, sweaty everything, pollenpollenpollen, freckle explosion, constant thirstiness, squinty eyes, mosquitoes, horse flies, bluebottles, fleas, hives, wasps, ants, kids in the street, everyone else going ABROAD!

Dwarf Index:. LOTS: Sneezy, Itchy, Grumpy, Wheezy, Dopey, Runny, Drowsy, Dozy, Swelley, Sweaty, Thirsty, Lumpy.

Comments

[elisa-rolle.livejournal.com]

Hey Erastes. Seems to me you don't like summer... why I have got this impression... BTW also I don't like very much summer: I don't have AC in my home and so my night are hot as hell, but not the "good hot" genre!!! elisa

[marquesate.livejournal.com]

Come to Scotland! I'm wearing thick socks and a sweater. :-D

(but even here you'd suffer from allergies, you poor sod *sigh*)

[rwday.livejournal.com]

Sorry hon, you sound miserable. We're spoiled by our air conditioning over here - wish I could send you some of it.

*hugs*

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

I AGREE!
There are only two things I like about summer: wearing sandals and sudden summer storms.

[asphodeline.livejournal.com]

There's a pretty high dwarf index here too! I'm adding Dribbly and Vampiry Eyes to the list.

[aigooism.livejournal.com]

Yay! A fellow summer-hater! *attach to you* We need to stick together. X_x;; I swear there are more winter-hater than summer-hater. :3

[aunty_marion]

OK, so we know what *your* list-poem is going to be about, don't we? *g*

Seriously, you have my sympathies. I have asthma, and every summer I thank my lucky stars that I don't have hay fever as well.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

We don't even have A/c at WORK!!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

All that heather!!! *sneezes*

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I think I'll get a mosquito net. any more bites like these and my whole body will swell up.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I love summer rain. mmmmm.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I hear my mother every day "Don't rub your eyes...."

But I always do...

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Hate it. I like it when it's about 20 degrees, with a nice fresh breeze and I'm on a horse or on the water. That's it.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Hives! Hives are the worst.... and itchy throat!

And I think my poems going to be about collective nouns... I just need another day in the week pls.

[logophilos.livejournal.com]

but it only lasts three weeks....

Where's that famous Blitz spirit, eh?

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I WISH it only lasted 3 weeks. We had our hot summer in April, so that's over and done (i hope) but it's all the other stuff...

Bah Humbug to the Blitz. *itches*

[rosie-red73.livejournal.com]

Oh my god I couldn't agree more. I hate heat and I hate stupid hayfever and humidiy and stupid nights where I can't sleep because it's too fucking hot. It SUCKS. I want it to be so cold I have to pull my quilt up to my ears at night and race downstairs in the morning to get the fire on before my feet freeze. I want it to be dark at 4pm and 8am and I want to have to get up half an hour early to run the engine on my car and scrape the frost off. I want biting wind and gloves and hot water bottles and lamb stew and foggy breath and silver spider webs. WINTER RULES! I need an icon.