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Jul. 16th, 2007 12:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
erastesSPOILING
To the tune of Oh Mr Porter
Oh Missus Fanbrat, please do not spoil,
I don't want to know what's happening,
To Malfoy, Crabbe or Goyle.
Keep me in the dark, please, anticipatory,
Oh Missus Fanbrat, don't spoil the book for me!
Oh Mr Potter, please hear my plea
don't kill off my Lucius,
though tempting that might be,
I know that he's been naughty, and possibly quite bad
But Oh Mr Potter, he's a husband and a dad!
Oh JKRowling, I know it's too late,
The book is done, the battle's won,
You've got it off your plate.
I know that it's a kid's book, and evil must be foiled
But are you going to end it well, or will it all be spoiled?
In light of this - I won't be on my flist now until Saturday afternoon. If you want me. Email me or IM me.
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Date: 2007-07-16 11:40 am (UTC)Not a fan at all of Mr Potter, but I love 'Oh Mr Porter' so I had to acknowledge this. I am so pleased we're off on hols this weekend and might miss some of the hysteria. Hope your fun doesn't get spoiled - it's becoming incresingly difficult to remain 'untainted' I guess.
*holds a black card*
Date: 2007-07-16 12:14 pm (UTC)card is to continue the discussion, but this is a black card situation.
Discussion over."
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Date: 2007-07-16 02:37 pm (UTC)I'm getting very worried now, very worried.
*bites nails. completely*
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Date: 2007-07-16 02:54 pm (UTC)'scuse me a sec...
SHUT THE FUCK UP NOISY KIDS!
Ok. Sorry. Where was I? Oh yes. Feel free to mail me at various points in the books if you need to scream/squee, and put the page number in the subject line so I know whether or not to open it :D Clever, eh?
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Date: 2007-07-16 10:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-16 11:04 pm (UTC)I'm not even watching the Television now!!!
Re: *holds a black card*
Date: 2007-07-16 11:04 pm (UTC)Re: *holds a black card*
Date: 2007-07-16 11:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-16 11:06 pm (UTC)Am VERY worried. I think your boy is going to cop it. And Lucius' boy, of course. He's worried as hell.
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Date: 2007-07-16 11:08 pm (UTC)And yes, will do the page number thing. Last time I was squeeing at chapter 2 and no one was around.
Not dead not dead not dead not dead not dead not dead.
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Date: 2007-07-16 11:09 pm (UTC)And STAY OFF THE NET - It's LETHAL. I got spoiled for the last BIG DD spoiler in the last book and it almost ruined the whole thing. I'm not even watching TV now.
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Date: 2007-07-17 02:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-17 08:52 pm (UTC)was robes.
SS: It surprised me too.
LM: Why, if this is heaven, do Muggles insist on going around wearing the abominations they wear? *turns to nearby floating person* Yes?
Muggle: Do you mind if I share your cloud for a moment? I haven't quite got the hang of these wings yet.
LM: Of course not. Please sit down.
Muggle: Thank you!
LM: You are welcome. *pushes him off*
*both peer over and watch him fall *
LM: He's right. He really hasn't got the hang of them, has he?
SS: You do know him hitting the ground isn't going to do anything don't you?
LM: *sighs* I know, but it is such fun to watch.
SS: Hungry?
LM: *purrs* Always.
SS: That's not allowed here, you know.
LM: Nonsense. If it wasn't we wouldn't have been allowed in.
SS: The only reason we are in was that you replaced the Peter on the door.
LM: *looks innocent*
SS: Yes, the halo suits you, damn you.
LM: Hardly, dear boy. *smirks* What's for lunch?
SS: *rummages* Bread… wine.
LM: And thou beside me….
SS: Shut up, Lucius…
LM: You are no fun. What's this?
SS: *Struggles with Philadelphia for a while, ends up stabbing the foil with the end of his wand and holding it out for LM to lick.* It
says "Cheese"
LM: *looks horrified.* These Muggles are evil! *spreads wings* Come on, lets go and see the chef.
SS: You know, I always thought heaven was going to be dull…
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Date: 2007-07-17 08:54 pm (UTC)