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SPOILING

Oh Missus Fanbrat, please do not spoil,
I don't want to know what's happening,
To Malfoy, Crabbe or Goyle.
Keep me in the dark, please, anticipatory,
Oh Missus Fanbrat, don't spoil the book for me!

Oh Mr Potter, please hear my plea
don't kill off my Lucius,
though tempting that might be,
I know that he's been naughty, and possibly quite bad
But Oh Mr Potter, he's a husband and a dad!

Oh JKRowling, I know it's too late,
The book is done, the battle's won,
You've got it off your plate.
I know that it's a kid's book, and evil must be foiled
But are you going to end it well, or will it all be spoiled?

In light of this - I won't be on my flist now until Saturday afternoon. If you want me. Email me or IM me.