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I've been hunting for an agent this afternoon....

And as usual, ended up screaming and wanting to throw the computer across the room.

So, in light of my frustration, I give you an homage to Thomas Hood's November. Dedicated to anyone who is as frustrated as me right now. What do they want? BLOOD? I'LL GIVE THEM BLOOD!!!! Drips for them...

No Agent

No phone - no email!

No SAE - no return -

No porn - no discs - no unsolicited MSS.

No fax, no picture books, no reading fee,

No contacting once submitted for 3 months.

No plays, no scripts, no children’s fiction,

No poetry, no romance, no short stories! -

No Agent!!!

*wanders off feeling a little better*

Film Night - The Number 23

You Are Corona

You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk. You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all. And while you might not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk. You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you!

What's Your Beer Personality?

This is scarily accurate. However - I do like the taste of beer, and Corona/Sol (with lime) is my favourite tipple. I wish it was stronger, though.... *G*

( Film Night: The Number 23 )