Oi! Cornwell! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(bonus points to anyone who spots which comedian made that phrase famous) 

I've just finished reading "Sharpe's Triumph" which should, frankly, be called "Sharpe's Absence" because Sharpe actually isn't in the book very much. 

( Sharpe's Triumph in five minutes )

Oh - and - that "my fine is" meme that's going around? My fine was £1,190.80. *pride* Now THAT'S living La Vida Loca.... *skips off to try and get the full set*