A Lockpick! Writing – Blackbeard!

I got myself a lockpick!  (FBI, MI5, this does not mean I’m about to embark on a life of real life crime) This is in Oblivion and I stumbled across some grumpy god who’d had her eye nicked. “Fear not, dear grumpy,” I declaimed, “for I shall go and defeat the nasty baddies and get your eye back as long as you give me something good.”

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Now – I know I’ve mentioned Horrible Histories before, but they really get better and better. This is from the new series – and if you like history, pirates or Gilbert and Sullivan – you’ll love this. I love ‘em all, so this is right up my street.

 

and don’t MISS THIS ONE.

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my ovaries exploded eric in uniform with a bayonet