This cover (under the cut) Is it:
1. Mr Black meets Mr White whilst Mr White was out walking with his affianced. Mr Black falls immediately in love with Mr White and remarks favourably on the handsome swell of his calf. Affianced falls into dead swoon.
2. Resigned to being fated never to have to see his boyhood love, Mr Black (who's on a Tour) again, Mr White married Flossie Fainter. Then one day on Hampstead Heath, the two men meet again. Their eye fucking causes Mrs White to do what she does best.
3. "What have you done?" said Mr Black, aghast. "You said you'd never come back, while I was married," said White, desperately.
4 "It looks like not every young Regency female is open to Menage-a-trois," said Mr Black with a wry smile.

1. Mr Black meets Mr White whilst Mr White was out walking with his affianced. Mr Black falls immediately in love with Mr White and remarks favourably on the handsome swell of his calf. Affianced falls into dead swoon.
2. Resigned to being fated never to have to see his boyhood love, Mr Black (who's on a Tour) again, Mr White married Flossie Fainter. Then one day on Hampstead Heath, the two men meet again. Their eye fucking causes Mrs White to do what she does best.
3. "What have you done?" said Mr Black, aghast. "You said you'd never come back, while I was married," said White, desperately.
4 "It looks like not every young Regency female is open to Menage-a-trois," said Mr Black with a wry smile.
