Fun Meme on Alex Beecroft's LJ

[erastes]

She says:

I was reading a thread on Making Light this morning which was, as usual, intimidatingly erudite and much too clever for me, in which people were translating poems into LOL! and Txt! speak.  But I was too embarrassed to try it myself among so many works of genius.   So I thought I'd try it here instead.  See if you can guess the book of which this is a summary: And this is hers (which I can't get....)

This is mine: (which is EASY)

Women: I can has man plz?

Drkly handsum: ICK. Peasants!!
Clvr wman: DO NOT WANT.

Fool: Oh Hai. Lady CdeB was kind enough to give me a bukkit. Marry me?
Clvr wman: DO NOT WANT.
Dsperte wman: WANT!!!

Drkly handsum: WANT!
Clvr wman: DO NOT WANT

Tart: *iz tart* *lopes*
Drkly handsum: *saves day*
Clvr wman: WANT!