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But this took some thought!!!

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

1. See 3. I can't fight. I hide under sofas, remember?
2. Something really loud and classical like Winter from the Four Seasons, it's long enough to kick the zombie butt and they might enjoy it too.
3. I wanted Harry Dresden, but he's busy fighting zombies in

gehayi's meme, but I'd like someone fun and a little mad - perhaps someone like Murdoch from the A Team, but then I don't remember him fighting that much... Perhaps Captain Jack Sparrow? - he's used to zombies, and he's such good value. If he can't stab them to death, he'll come up with something innovative, like blowing them to smithereens (although finding cannons in a mall might be tricky)

So it will have to be Spike. Oh yes indeedy. His chip wouldn't kick in because they aren't alive. *happy sigh*