Anyone a whizz with Wordpress?

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ETA: Done - thank you Tara! A very kind friend updated my wordpress template of my website the other day as clueless here doesn't know how to do it, but they were unable to restore the collapsible menu sidebar and consequently it looks a bit fugly (as the kind helper herself admitted) Does anyone know the fix for this?  I'm going to be wiping this site as soon as I can find a new designer, but I'd like it to be pretty again until I delete it.  Haven't got much money (read: any) for the sidebar but I can offer free books? In other news everyone needs to see this video as I nearly choked to death laughing watching it. Thanks to gehayi for finding it. The Homosexual Agenda to take over the world - UK branch.