From some submission guideline... somewhere...

[erastes]

"Forget the plot, we want all the glorious details of an erotic romp that shows a great appreciation for the male cock."

*blinks*

As opposed to?

Comments

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

As opposed to?

The female hen? The baby chick?

:-)

[schmoo999.livejournal.com]

As opposed to the great appreciation for the horse's cock?

*running away cause that was baaaaaaaad*

[kay-derwydd.livejournal.com]

*head.desk* I wish I'd caught that. *sighs*

[maidenform.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Gosh darn it. And here I was all set to tell the lovely story of a woman with a cock.