How not to start a Monday

[erastes]

Worst euphemism for a vagina of the week....  sticky open trap.

Just.  *gag*

And this is part of the blurb.  Which made me lose my tea with the giggles: Too late, Brighit discovers that the creatures known as the un-dead use her passage to travel the dimensions, clearly trespassing the boundaries and returning to pursue their evil ways on Halloween night.