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[erastes]

1. What's the name of the snowman named after a Parson?

 

Nicholas

 

2. Name all NINE of Santa's reindeer

 

Charlton R, Charlton J, Ball, Banks, Peters, Moore, Stiles, Cohen, Wilson

 

3. When is the feast of St Stephen?

 

When he's been paid

 

4. What did Dumbledore give Harry for Christmas for his first year at Hogwarts?

 

A slap  (I wish-Erastes)

 

5. "All I want for Christmas is my two........" what?

 

36 DDs

6. How many gifts would you receive if you received all the gifts in the song '12 days of Christmas'?

144 doses of bird flu

7. What town is the setting for the perennial Christmas classic 'It's a Wonderful Life'?

Scunthorpe (original version, starring Lupino Lane and Gracie Fields with Little Tich as the angel)

 

8. In 1647, the English parliament passed what law about Christmas?

 

Brussel Sprouts were made compulsory (THAT BASTARD CROMWELL!!!)

 

9. The boys of which police department were singing what in The Pogues Christmas song?

 

Flying Squad. Bye bye Baby.

 

10. What is the last day of Christmas called?

 

Skint day

This level of intelligence was submitted by [Bad username or site: mylodon. @ livejournal.com]  my advice? Lay off the egg nog.

What? I didn't say they were THE answers.

Comments

[anderyn.livejournal.com]

Heh. If I wasn't feeling too crappy to actually add all the presents, I'd answer the questions.

[mylodon.livejournal.com]

Do you know what's depressing? I hadn't even been On the egg-nog. There's not even any egg-nog in the house. :(

[clarelondon.livejournal.com]

*lmao*
Works for me!

Though I already have the 36DDs... (and some)

[penelopefriday.livejournal.com]

78. As someone who fics them all at 12dayschristmas.