oh please! guffaws

[erastes]

Read this. 

I feel sorry for her that she actually thinks that she is  "considered to be that much of a threat, "  To what, pray?

*laughing so hard*  "the only way to silence me is to kill me"  wtf? Who's even listening to this loony?  The only way to kill me, dear Ann, is to kill me from the laughter. So keep it up - it's delightful. You might yet be lucky.

If I lived in such delusionland, that I considered that anyone of any great import was paying any attention in this tiny corner of author dom, I'd be signing myself into the local clinic.

I will not mention her again, she clearly gets too much juice from it

Comments

[semioticwarrior.livejournal.com]

Um...whaa? Are you in the persecutin' business, now?

[vashtan.livejournal.com]

What TF is going on?

I mean, I broke ties with her myself because we were just so far away from each other in taste, and then she slagged me off on her LJ, claiming I haven't actually published anything commercial - but what's going on here?

[emmyjag.livejournal.com]

Ann Somerville is proof that some people are in this universe for the sole purpose of amusing me. Really. Somebody go give her attention. She's apparently wanting it.

[leatherdykeuk.livejournal.com]

wtf? Never heard of her, sorry.

[morgan-lowri.livejournal.com]

Huh?

Who is that? I miss all the good wank.

[dubaiyan.livejournal.com]

Which paragraph refers to you?

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

I don't understand, from her rant, what you're supposedly doing to her.

[semioticwarrior.livejournal.com]

OT...love your icon. *guffaw*

[adventurat.livejournal.com]

Dear heaven. What does this froot loop actually accuse you of, though? I mean, apart from disagreeing with her on the intarweebs, which... whatevah, paranoia-chickie. (She, not thee)

[melspenser.livejournal.com]

Does this all go back to that title business? Or am I thinking of something else. As ever, I'm confused...

[aliquoricegirl.livejournal.com]

Wow. Cry moar.

I mean, I sympathize with her if she feels hunted, that sucks. But seriously. The drama. It's too much.

[nagasvoice.livejournal.com]

I <3 your lj icon. Best-written character in the movie, and of course completely wasted.

[gynocrat.wordpress.com (from livejournal.com)]

This look like a job for the Butt Hurt Form:
http://gynocrat.org/butthurt.jpg

I'm amused. I had no idea that being nice to someone when they comment at your blog, then reading their title and reviewing it because you like it, and then being nice when you encounter someone on the internet = copious ass kissing.

I want a t-shirt that says:

ERASTES KISSED MY ASS, AND I LOVED IT!

[anderyn.livejournal.com]

Well, gee, just because I happen to have a reasonably good relationship with you (and have since before you got serious about this writing gig), I'm a sycophant and, ah, your internet bitch?

My goodness, I had no idea!

I havent' read any of her books and I have only started noticing her being flamy on Dear Author, but good lord. (Though if someone p*ssed off the Goldberg brothers, I'd almost think they had to have some good points.)

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

Wait...have I stumbled into Sentinel fandom? That's just - I. Really, even if you perceive the world this way (and hell, even if the world was this way), wouldn't a professional author get the fact that it might be politic to not appear crazy in public?

[adventurat.livejournal.com]

I actually hated that movie with the passion of a thousand burning suns. Except for Scar, whom I liked more than is acceptable to admit.

[suryaofvulcan.livejournal.com]

If I thought there was any chance of her listening to me, I'd give her the same advice as I once gave a friend of mine who changed jobs as often as she changed her knickers: if you have 'personality clashes' with so many different people, I'd take that as an indicator that it probably isn't them that have the problem.

[the-sea-to.livejournal.com]

It is worrying that from the one post I looked at over on Smart Bitches, I know that this idiot is the passive agressive fuckwit of the century. My god! Could the braincell BE any smaller? Could the ego be ANY LARGER!?

And apparently you have your own tribe of Erastes's. May I join?

On a more serious note, how would you feel if I used Erastes as a pen-name from a young goodlooking Jesuit to Tomasino in the story. It works contextually. But would not want to upset you.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Yup. Am considering changing my penname from Erastes to Torquemada.

*persecutes*

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Your guess is as good as mine. I'm in her interwebz getting up her nose, for some reason. I don't haunt her space, someone just pointed it out.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Yes, I really shouldn't have, but it made me so laugh so hard I couldn't resist sharing.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I think it's the bit about the authors who "manage to garner" favourable reviews... And the last part where she names me, of course.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Glad it's not just me... *blush*

[erastes.livejournal.com]

*laughing so hard*

I love it! I'll have to have some printed - I wonder if Vistaprint will do them?

Damn me for liking good writing. Damn me!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

You can join the tribe as long as you bring your own woad.

And sure!