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erastesI'm so bored I could throw blackcurrant over the new-boy just to see what he'll do.
I want to be Neil Gaimains assistant. Well no. that's not true. I want to be NG, and have someone do for me all the things that his assistant does for him. I mean, she gets him out of bed and makes him coffee and breakfast!!! I want to be so busy that I'd need someone to do all that stuff for me. Living alone sucks. I ask Lili to make me tea and she looks at me and says "blert" but then she says "blert" to just about anything I ask
Actually canarieschick is all prepped and ready to be my assistant, she's already had brilliant marketing ideas for Standish. Rafe and Ambrose poseable dolls. (fully *cough * operative), Standish the Coffee Table edition (illustrated), Standish The Doll Houses - you can get the set, The White House, Standish Hall, Newgate Prison, Rafe's house in Paris. (giggling madly). She even has a list of chat shows for me to appear on. It's a nice little fantasy! Trouble is she wants an office in Hollywood and as nice as
the muscle beach is .... it's too bloody hot!
Yes, I did warn you I was bored. I can't reply to comments until i get home but you could tell me a joke or link me to something yummy or something?
*begs* pretend my bichon frise icon is staring at you.
I want to be Neil Gaimains assistant. Well no. that's not true. I want to be NG, and have someone do for me all the things that his assistant does for him. I mean, she gets him out of bed and makes him coffee and breakfast!!! I want to be so busy that I'd need someone to do all that stuff for me. Living alone sucks. I ask Lili to make me tea and she looks at me and says "blert" but then she says "blert" to just about anything I ask
Actually canarieschick is all prepped and ready to be my assistant, she's already had brilliant marketing ideas for Standish. Rafe and Ambrose poseable dolls. (fully *cough * operative), Standish the Coffee Table edition (illustrated), Standish The Doll Houses - you can get the set, The White House, Standish Hall, Newgate Prison, Rafe's house in Paris. (giggling madly). She even has a list of chat shows for me to appear on. It's a nice little fantasy! Trouble is she wants an office in Hollywood and as nice as
the muscle beach is .... it's too bloody hot!
Yes, I did warn you I was bored. I can't reply to comments until i get home but you could tell me a joke or link me to something yummy or something?
*begs* pretend my bichon frise icon is staring at you.
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Date: 2006-08-16 03:35 pm (UTC)Around lunchtime Sheryl left school and headed for home, crying because her first period had started and she had no idea what it was.
The girl's teacher was reluctant to get involved, so she suggested Sheryl talk to her mom.
She was walking home when she ran into little Johnny.
"Why are you crying? Asked little Johnny.
"I'm crying because I'm bleeding," she replied.
"Give me a look," said little Johnny.
She lifted her skirt and showed him.
"Fuckin' hell!" said little Johnny. "No wonder you're bleeding some bastard's cut off your cock!"
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