don’t ask me why it doesn’t add up to 100

[erastes]

Comments

[sleveen.livejournal.com]

Really, there ought to be more pulsing starfruit. Shame on you. :-D

LOL

[lee-rowan.livejournal.com]

Um.. you can give Sleveen my share of the pulsing starfruit, I'd rather have more horses.

[the-sea-to.livejournal.com]

Things missing:

Footsie
Butlers
Long flowing blond hair
Sexy men
More sexy men
Witchfinders
Frottage
Random extraneous evil men
Food
Houses named Standish.

[essayel.livejournal.com]

Like the horse/angst balance!

[alyx-j-shaw.livejournal.com]

Clearly what you need is much more horse-angst.

[dementedsiren.livejournal.com]

Ah, pulsing starfruit. It's classic. Like "turgid member" classic, except better (because tropical fruit makes everything better).

Although I really don't want to combine some of those categories. Starfruit + horses + sponge baths is not my thing, though it would, now that I think of it, probably lead to angst. The poor starfruit could never be fulfilled by the horse, and their attempt to spice up their personal intimacy with sponge baths would only bring their staggeringly different biological kingdoms sets of values to the fore. The horse, after years of psychological trauma from bad bestiality porn, just isn't into experimentation. The starfruit's tried to respect the horse's past, of course, but they just never see eye to eye - particularly difficult seeing as how the starfruit doesn't have any.

Yeah, I may be in a bit of a weird mental space right now... just ignore me...