Ouch, that’s a constipation I wouldn’t want.

[erastes]

I know what I think the hero is saying, but I’d love to hear your suggestions.  Highlight the white space for mine.

One small tap and it’s heroine kebabs tonight!

Comments

[lexin.livejournal.com]

I presume you've seen Longmire does romance novels? They practically made me piss myself laughing.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Yes! I love that site. I love the "Gay and then some" one best - or perhaps "Lord of the Hissy Fit."

[lexin.livejournal.com]

The one which never ceases to make me laugh is "Scotty McMullet". I crease every time. Though "Gay and Then Some" runs a close second. Also the Regency-looking bloke in the knitted waistcoat on the next page. I think it's called "Totally gay" or something like that (I don't have the page open right now).

Edit: No, one's called "The Sheriff of gay county", and he totally sets my gaydar off, and the one on the next page, with the guy in the knitted waistcoat and duffle coat (which has obviously been sewn using a machine) is "Extraordinarily gay and then some" which does seem slightly unfair as the chap has obviously dressed up to please his mother. I'm also rather taken with 'While the Body is Still Warm'.

[semioticwarrior.livejournal.com]

::snort::

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

To me it looks like he's saying to the heroine, "Calm down, I've had anal sex with dozens of women while using my giant steel strap-on!"

Or, if you want to look at the dragon, I think he's saying to her, "It's difficult when your conjoined twin looks so annoyingly human, but fortunately he brings heroines home for dinner."

[erastes.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

You know I didn't even SPOT the dragon? I thought it was a tree!!

I love the conjoined man/dragon twin thing!