GO JOANNE!

[erastes]

Well done, darling, have a Stolly for me, and you’ll have Gheurkas protecting you wherever you go.  That can’t be bad.

Comments

[crawling-angel.livejournal.com]

*snorts lemon n lime*

Oh dear...LOL

[erastes.livejournal.com]

It's not QUITE as bad as "elfhood" but nearly.

[rwday.livejournal.com]

Elfhood. You mean, like manhood, only on an elf? I have this horrible vision of Tolkien slash with elfhoods and dwarfhoods and hobbithoods and orchoods.

So very, very wrong.

[chris-smith-atr.livejournal.com]

orchoods = similar to orchards? just a slip of the eye.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Yes, I read that in a LOTR fic once, Aragon/Legolas. It was horrible.

http://www.libraryofmoria.com/legolasaragorn/fillingtheemptiness.txt

if you are feeling brave.

[mylodon.livejournal.com]

I thought elves had no naughty bits at all. New elves are born when fairies sneeze.

[jl_merrow]

Elves are made out of fairy bogies?

I shall never lust after Legolas again... >(

[charliecochrane.livejournal.com]

I shall never lust after Legolas again... >(

Sez you...

[rwday.livejournal.com]

Love muscle? Why not call it 'one eyed wonder worm' and be done with it? You know, there's nothing wrong with cock. Or some other normal word for male genitalia.

[chris-smith-atr.livejournal.com]

MAN MEAT. Tasty tasty tangy chewy man meat!

[rwday.livejournal.com]

Add your comment to the elfhood discussion above and I am VERY squicked.

Very.

[chris-smith-atr.livejournal.com]

It could be worse: "His pulchitrudinous love trumpet"

[copperbeech.livejournal.com]

LOL
*ditto*

Erotica is a lot more challenging to write than people think.
And in a way, it should be.
Hope all is well!

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

I would have thought a 'love muscle' would be a heart.
I PHAIL!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

well he shouldn't keep that down his trousers... very messy indeed.

[mylodon.livejournal.com]

Pronounced 'Luuuurve muscle'?