It's all true, I tell you - all true!

[erastes]

From a certain point of view, anyway.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Erastes!

1. Erastes can sleep for three and a half years.
2. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with erastes!
3. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are erastes.
4. Erastes can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!
5. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of erastes.
6. Without erastes, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
7. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of erastes.
8. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same erastes!
9. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of erastes!
10. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets erastes!

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[aunty_marion]

If I use aunty_marion, I always get the one about having 500+ dimples. Bah.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Aunty Marion!

1. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Aunty Marion.
2. The first Aunty Marion was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
3. Aunty Marion can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
4. Americans discard enough Aunty Marion to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
5. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Aunty Marion.
6. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Aunty Marion!
7. Grapes explode if you put them inside Aunty Marion.
8. Medieval knights put the skin of Aunty Marion on their sword handles to improve the grip.
9. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Aunty Marion.
10. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Aunty Marion!

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[crawling-angel.livejournal.com]

*snort*

Standish is popular in India then! And your work is that hawt you can light ciggies! I agree and shall take up smoking immediately!

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Valarltd!

1. If you lace valarltd from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
2. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by valarltd!
3. Valarltd has a bifurcated penis!
4. Over 46,000 pieces of valarltd float on every square mile of ocean.
5. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten valarltd!
6. Devoid of her cells and proteins, valarltd has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
7. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than valarltd!
8. During severe windstorms, valarltd may sway several feet to either side.
9. The international dialling code for valarltd is 672!
10. Ostriches stick their heads in valarltd not to hide but to look for water!

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[chris-smith-atr.livejournal.com]

1. I knew that
2. HORROR. NO. I REVOKE MY HUMANTIY.
3. I knew that
4. Holy Shit! Can I use you to power my chariot?
5. That must have taken a while. But I'm sure your minions kept it all going along nicely.
6. The image breaks my brain.
7. I once drank a mojito inside you.
8. So 2 ciggies, or 4. BUT NEVER 3!!!!
9. Ancient Chinese artists lacked Tardisae.
10. OMG YOU RUNESPORE WHORE YOU!

[mylodon.livejournal.com]

In re No 3, are you the 'tall, bald, ugly dentist' who keeps advertising in the Telegraph? Or are you the silver princess?