I just discovered that one of the most prestigious writing courses was offered at the University of East Anglia, it was founded by Malcolm Bradbury in 1970 apparantly, and competition is fierce. (It's an MA (Master of Arts) in Creative Writing)
So I thought - well, why not? So I trot over to the UEA website and have a look, and it seems promising - it consists of one workshop a week, (do-able, possibly work would give me an day off) over two Semesters. And I think... Hmmmm. That sounds good.
As usual with most educatory brochures they are incomprehensible so I give the nice lady a ring at UEA and ask her to confirm the course. "Yes, one workshop on a Tuesday"
Me: Oh OK. Can't see the fee anywhere...
Her: Same fee as all courses at the UEA.
Me: (fainted) ...(weak voice) what.... £3,138?
Her: Yes. And it'll be going up next year, it'll probably be £4,000.
Me: ........ Oh.. Ok. Thanks....
Well, I'm sorry about that, but world famous and presitigious you might be, MA in Creative Writing, but who the FUCK can afford that? Unless you are a wealthy person who doesn't work, or a housewife with a nice husband.
Let's work that out shall we? *calculates*
That's approximately £25 an HOUR. You could probably get a private tutor for less. You can't tell me that 24 (number of students) times £4K = *£96,000* is the real cost of a yearly course.
*cries* I really wanted to do it, too.
Hey - I've got an idea. I'll promise to write more Snucius - say two Snuciuses every week, and you send me money? email to imnotcassieclaire@ripyouoff.co.uk
*removes tongue from cheek*
So I thought - well, why not? So I trot over to the UEA website and have a look, and it seems promising - it consists of one workshop a week, (do-able, possibly work would give me an day off) over two Semesters. And I think... Hmmmm. That sounds good.
As usual with most educatory brochures they are incomprehensible so I give the nice lady a ring at UEA and ask her to confirm the course. "Yes, one workshop on a Tuesday"
Me: Oh OK. Can't see the fee anywhere...
Her: Same fee as all courses at the UEA.
Me: (fainted) ...(weak voice) what.... £3,138?
Her: Yes. And it'll be going up next year, it'll probably be £4,000.
Me: ........ Oh.. Ok. Thanks....
Well, I'm sorry about that, but world famous and presitigious you might be, MA in Creative Writing, but who the FUCK can afford that? Unless you are a wealthy person who doesn't work, or a housewife with a nice husband.
Let's work that out shall we? *calculates*
That's approximately £25 an HOUR. You could probably get a private tutor for less. You can't tell me that 24 (number of students) times £4K = *£96,000* is the real cost of a yearly course.
*cries* I really wanted to do it, too.
Hey - I've got an idea. I'll promise to write more Snucius - say two Snuciuses every week, and you send me money? email to imnotcassieclaire@ripyouoff.co.uk
*removes tongue from cheek*
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Date: 2006-08-25 04:26 pm (UTC)*swears in Huttese at the greedy thieves at UEA*
Sadly...
Date: 2006-08-25 04:29 pm (UTC)Re: Sadly...
Date: 2006-08-25 04:45 pm (UTC)If you just wanted to take a creative writing course for adults at one of the local colleges in my home town, you'd pay about 150 to 300 dollars, depending on the course and whether or not you were a resident of the town. That's not cheap either, but it's a hell of a lot better than four thousand.
Re: Sadly...
Date: 2006-08-25 05:15 pm (UTC)I don't think most of the local creative writing classes are worth the money, frankly, as they're (in my experience at least) mostly taught by people who make a living teaching creative writing, not actually WRITING.
Re: Sadly...
Date: 2006-08-25 05:45 pm (UTC)I don't think most of the local creative writing classes are worth the money, frankly, as they're (in my experience at least) mostly taught by people who make a living teaching creative writing, not actually WRITING.
Agreed in spades.
Re: Sadly...
Date: 2006-08-25 05:47 pm (UTC)Those creative writign classes remind me of all those 'how to write' books written by people who have only written 'how to write' books. Big Effing Rip-offs.
Re: Sadly...
Date: 2006-08-25 08:40 pm (UTC)Well, yes and no. I started a small creative writing business with a few friends. Most of us have literature degrees, and/or have read insane amounts of fiction. We are published, as reviewers, screenplay writers, novelists and poets. We do not make a living out of writing (small print runs, genre writing that does not pay a year's rent, or free publishign because nobody pays for poetry or reviews) - but even so, we know a lot about writing, and teachign writing is a different skill set to writing. Many writers are hermits. Good teachers only have to spot problems in a text, and help the writer realize stuff about her/himself. Most of us have been there, we believe there are shortcuts to some of the painful experiences (like vanity press) and we believe we can help.
Living off either? Very difficult. I'm glad I have a career. Still, I love teaching.
Re: Sadly...
Date: 2006-08-25 10:01 pm (UTC)I've known more than a few established pro writers who failed creative writing classes at various points in their lives. Your business sounds great, but I would suggest for people who don't have access to something like that, a writing group can go a long way towards helping beginning writers avoid painful experiences and it doesn't usually cost much.
Re: Sadly...
Date: 2006-08-25 08:37 pm (UTC)Re: Sadly...
Date: 2006-08-26 12:39 am (UTC)Re: Sadly...
Date: 2006-08-25 06:02 pm (UTC)or over the 3 years?
I'm shocked.
Re: Sadly...
Date: 2006-08-25 08:16 pm (UTC)(Yes, the other person is my other LJ)
Hmmm....
Date: 2006-08-25 04:28 pm (UTC)And - yes, there's something like an "author's institute" in Germany, which required you to stufy for 3 years, full time, with something like 70 places per year. I cried my eyes out that I couldn't afford even thinking about it. Still, I'm a published author now, several times over, genre literature, but I'm technically pretty good, I'd wager (hah, my ego is back). What do you reckon you need for the next step? :)
Re: Hmmm....
Date: 2006-08-25 06:07 pm (UTC)I guess I'll just have to continue to learn as I go! I supposed having someone edit your books professionally is as good as a course, and a hell of a lot cheaper. e.g. free!!
*G*
Re: Hmmm....
Date: 2006-08-25 08:20 pm (UTC)It's a quest, it requires all you got, but it's worth it. At the right moment, at the right time, you'll meet somebody who can give you the next pointer. Probably for free - or a different price than money. That was what hapened to me and many friends. You don't need to get a mortgage to have somebody tell you anything about writing.
CW at UEA
Date: 2006-08-25 04:38 pm (UTC)Anyway no need for you to take CW classes; you could teach 'em instead!!
Re: CW at UEA
Date: 2006-08-25 06:15 pm (UTC)I'd rather just send an agent £4K with the query letter.
*G*
Aw thanks. I'd be all right as long as I didn't have to explain passive voices or showing and telling....
Re: CW at UEA
Date: 2006-08-25 09:41 pm (UTC)Maybe if you're writing literary fiction (no genre category), or if you write fiction regarding a field in which you are educated/experienced (i.e., rocket science, mathematics, veterinary science, etc.) Then the writer's degree is a marketing hook. (I have an M.A. and write about the field of my coursework, but my agent wasn't interested in that. His interest is if he knows editors who are currently looking for that kind of manuscript.)
Agents want to represent authors whose books they can sell. That can mean one's writing is technically done well and entertaining, but the agent still needs to connect with it as something they are a match for pitching to publishers.
Re: CW at UEA
Date: 2006-08-25 09:48 pm (UTC)But then, it is said in some places that mentioning a prestigious MA like this one in your query letter is more likely to get your sample read.
I shall stick to my writing and strive to improve by myself.
nod.
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Date: 2006-08-25 05:10 pm (UTC)Hey - I've got an idea. I'll promise to write more Snucius - say two
Snuciuses every week, and you send me money? email to
imnotcassieclaire@ripyouoff.co.uk
Bwahahaha! No, no, sweetie. You should say 'I'll promise to PLAGIARIZE more Snucius. *snorts*
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Date: 2006-08-25 05:57 pm (UTC)And really? 8 grand for a course that has one class a week?
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Date: 2006-08-25 06:06 pm (UTC)When I go back to grad school once Ellen graduates, I fully expect to pay between $5 and $8k a year for 2 to 3 years. If I could get a degree working one evening a week for that same money or less, I'd be happy. Now, in this case, because you don't really need this program to advance in your career, I agree that it's a lot of money.
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Date: 2006-08-25 05:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-25 05:59 pm (UTC)*evil grin*
You are right, it's a bloody rip off.
And why do people think that authors are so wealthy? I wouldn't even get a loan to do that, or ask my parents for a loan or anything, it's taking advantage of people, and imho is no better than the Preditors.
/rant
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Date: 2006-08-25 06:10 pm (UTC)The problem is, for an MA in Creative Writing, a lot of people have already done (say) an English BA course at Uni for which they had a student grant/loan, and therefore think little of getting themselves £4k more into debt for the MA. If it were £1000, I'd say dig into your savings and go for it, but £4k is a bit much to do from scratch.
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Date: 2006-08-25 06:17 pm (UTC)RIP OFF.
If it had been a grand I would have considered it. Savings? what savings? But then, by NEXT year, I could have that saved up.
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Date: 2006-08-25 07:04 pm (UTC)WHAT
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Date: 2006-08-25 09:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-26 08:18 am (UTC)And someone still seething about what students here in Australia have to pay back once they're earning (which even now doesn't compare with costs in the USA, thoguh a lot more than community colleges and the like), since I'm paying such fees up-front for a relative now, because it's a lot cheaper than deferring the debt until he's earning above a certain income....
What students are charged tends to cover only a small proportion of the actual costs of presenting a course.
It's quite possible UEA have no real control over what they charge. That standard fee set-up reeks of goverment regulation to me. That's where most of the money for university courses comes from, not the students.
It's still irrational and exploitative (like would-be writers have that kind of money to spare, or even to sacrifice? Ha bloody ha). I'm also a little surprised (well, a lot) that they have been permitted to offer it with just one workshop a week (how long, though? if it's 3 hrs or more of class contact that would probably meet requirements, along with serious feedback on your work).
Luxury goods are not for most of us. You might do better to save up for Clarion. Even that sounds an appalling investment (with the airfares), but it has the track record.