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[erastes]

Random Romance Title Generator

http://facstaff.unca.edu/pbahls/TitleGenerator.html

The Albanian Desperado's Lonely Automaton
The Highland Pirate's Unwilling Queen
The Highland Shah's Bodacious Marquesa
The Samoan Hundredaire's Machinating Housekeeper
The Chinese Sadist's Virgin Nurse
The Mesopotamian Rogue's Irrepressible Homemaker
The Maltese Duke's Sleep-Deprived Wet Nurse (I just LOVE this, it's all kinds of WRONG.)

Comments

[vashtan.livejournal.com]

THIS.

I will write THIS: The Albanian Sadist's Quiet Personal Trainer

AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME! MUAHAHAHA!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Hang on - haven't you already?

:)

The Hedge Fund Manager's Reluctant Transexual Personal Trainer

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

The Viking Communications Major's Robust Princess

The Highland Deputy Undersecretary for Homeland Security's Tasty Feminist

The Assyrian Vampire's Supine Countess

The Arabian Paper Company Sales Representative's Lonely Queen

The Aztec Legal Consultant's Bemused Captive

The Venusian Performance Artist's Unctuous Personal Trainer

[vashtan.livejournal.com]

Damn.

You're right (only they aren't hedgies, but Private Equity people... but don't worry, even the European Commission can't tell the difference... :) )

[draugdur.livejournal.com]

The Turkish Earl's Unctuous Fishmongeress is all I'm saying...

[erastes.livejournal.com]

It would also work with Fishmonger.

I think Nobby Nobbs would be rather annoyed if the Turkish Earl was running around with Verity Pushpram.

Excellent!

Perhaps we should have a silly competition - i randomise a title and people have to write a drabble.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I adore The Highland Deputy Undersecretary for Homeland Security's Tasty Feminist

I'd accuse you of making it up!! But I know you didn't - brilliant.

I also think that the Vampire would be getting very annoyed with the supine countess..

STOP LYING AROUND YOU LAZY BINT!

[jateshi.livejournal.com]

"The Mesopotamian Executive's Tasty Girl Friday" makes me wonder just why Friday is there - is that a name? A time to eat the tasty girl?

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Have you not heard of the expression "Girl Friday"? It's a term which means A man/(or girl) Friday is: "An efficient and devoted aide or employee; a right-hand man.

from Robinson Crusoe

[jateshi.livejournal.com]

... actually I have. *faceplam*

Might be a day for more sleep since I've got a lovely 3-day weekend. (I still hold it makes me giggle though)

[lexin.livejournal.com]

The Assyrian Sadist's Anarcho-Syndicalist Model


I can just see the cover for that one. And it's an m/m title, I bet.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

*snorts* Although I have a feeling it's not a HEA....

[lareinenoire.livejournal.com]

::dies::

The Celtic King's Irrepressible Baby Mamma

The Nordic History Professor's Feminist Heiress

The Strongbadian NASCAR Driver's Anarcho-Syndicalist Countess

[beckyblack]

I could play with that all day:

The Arabian Sheik's Sleep-Deprived Model - and we can all guess why she's not getting much sleep
The Mediterranean Duke's Gold-Digging Fishmongeress - "come to bed, my lovely, but, please, wash your hands first!"
The Albanian Prince's Reluctant Wet Nurse - Ewww...
The Scottish Cowboy's Depraved Feminist - Yeehaw, the noo!
The Venusian Sheik's Feminist Nurse - a sci-fi sheikh, my dream come true! In the future camels will be nuclear powered.
The Gaelic Duke's Captive Personal Trainer - "You will bend to my will! You will make me slim again!"
The Italian King's Robust Virgin - Change King to President and it's a headline about Burlusconi
The Italian Cad's Lovely Captive - Wait, I think I've seen that one...
The Scottish King's Quiet Bride - And this one...
The Italian Tycoon's Besotted Mistress - Oh now, they're just using real ones!

My absolute favourite: The Greek Sheik's Tasty Virgin

[erastes.livejournal.com]

MMMM - Moussaka - this tastes slightly unusual....

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I feel that all the Feminist Heiresses are all a bit pissed off for being "owned."

[lexin.livejournal.com]

Sadly probably not.

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

There DEFINITELY needs to be a silly competition.

And the drabble or ficlet has to be original and has to make sense of the title.

[beckyblack]

Well, organic, grass-fed virgin is so hard to find these days...

[spindriftdancer.livejournal.com]

I kid you not. This is exactly how they generated. No help *at all*.

The Venusian Pirate's Robust Baby Mamma
The Mayan Legal Consultant's Sleep-Deprived Wet Nurse
The Viking NASCAR Driver's Machinating Housekeeper
The Highland Performance Artist's Reluctant Nurse
The Indian Cowboy's Sleep-Deprived Dragon Lady
The Native CEO's Depraved Wet Nurse
The Albanian Vampire's Feminist Personal Trainer

[spindriftdancer.livejournal.com]

LOL. That's just sick...

This is hillarious, Erastes(: Thanks for the giggles!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Brilliant!!

[chris-smith-atr.livejournal.com]

"The Maltese Duke's Sleep-Deprived Wet Nurse"

WHY ARE YOU SPYING ON ME?

[lareinenoire.livejournal.com]

If not, they certainly should be!

[lee-rowan.livejournal.com]

The Chinese Deputy Undersecretary for Homeland Security's Unctuous Dragon Lady...

No doubt written by Song Sung Lo (swiped from the inimitable Sir Terry Pratchett)


Oh, for the luvva Pete...

[lee-rowan.livejournal.com]

The sequel is 'the gelded male chauvinists new life as a harem boy...'

[lee-rowan.livejournal.com]

This one could be m/m

The Assyrian Viceroy's Captive Prisoner


It's a little redundant... 'captive' and 'prisoner' do tend to describe the same condition.

[spindriftdancer.livejournal.com]

I like the Albanian Vampire's Feminist Personal Trainer... That could almost actually work...

But for all-class bad: The Indian Cowboy's Sleep-Deprived Dragon Lady. That just sounds like a bad Gilbert and Sullivan.

[spindriftdancer.livejournal.com]

LOL

[spindriftdancer.livejournal.com]

And backup vocals by the Nee'Hai chorus?