Battlestar Galactica. Ok…

[erastes]

Now it’s all getting a bit silly. SILLY!  Don’t tell me – they are ALL Cylons?  No. Don’t tell me.  There’s so much Emo going on (what a load of whiners!) I’m surprised anyone is flying the ship.  They need my hockey teacher to sort them out.  “Lost a foot Mr Gaeta?  Don’t be such a big girl’s blouse!  You’ve got another one, haven’t you?  You just aren’t running around enough!”

University Challenge:  Methinks someone is cheating: 

Paxman: Which French philosopher coined the phrase…..

*BUZZ* – Descartes?

Paxman: Correct!

Me: BWUH???  Hmmm – someone’s had the answers… It’s not like there’s ONLY one French philosopher. Or is there?

Coronation Street: Gail really knows how to pick ‘em doesn’t she?  Husband number one: philanderer – stabbed to death in an alley. Husband number 2. Toyboy eventually got sick of the whining.  Husband number 3. Serial killer – tried to kill the entire family by driving them into a canal.  Husband number 4. Liar and moron. Fails to fake own death.  Class.

Was talking to Chris Smith about the cover for Mere Mortals – she suggests penis.  I suggested penis rising from lake like Excalibur.  She is not a good influence.  And I’m not even thinking about cheese.