Best not to wear…

[erastes]

I was in a pub/restaurant at lunchtime

This one, if you are interested. It does good English fare.

http://www.lighthouseinn.co.uk/

and there was a nice looking bloke ahead of me at the bar. With baggy, but not overbaggy, cut off to the knee levis. (it would have served his arse better to have them pulled up, but then I'm an old fogey)

But really, if you ARE going to adopt this fashion style then at least wear Pierre Cardin knickers or something impressive.

Not super tight y-fronts with a more cartoony version of this

probably bought by mummy a good few Christmases ago.