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I'm frustrated: I'm trying attempting (or ratherthe domain owner and my webhoster are attempting) to transfer the Erotic Authors Association to my hoster and the site's been down for days. I'm assured that everything that should have been done HAS been done numbers input etc but still the site is coming up as not available. I could cry - this kind of thing happens to me all the time, things that seem so simple when other people manage them, and I touch them and it's like the touch of D00M.

*tears out hair* It's not just me that's affected here, it's several HUNDRED people and the responsiblity is making me so stressed I can't think straight. Cripes, imagine what I'd feel like if it was a paying organization!

And then I got THIS message on MySpace which disgusted me more than amused me.
(Italics are my reactions, btw)
Hello,

I was just going through your profile and your picture got blood jumping around in my veins

Ok - so you like underage boys, then?

like a ball on a roller coaster...

Huh? Why would a ball on a roller coaster jump?

Complimented with a beautiful profile..

Of which I have none.

.I momentarily knew i had to meet you... I'm Ron Thom,

Weren't you in Legend?

and i do a lot of things and most especially among them is this( I love designing)

What?

Lets get talking, you may just earn yourself a friend who'll treat you like a Diamond....

clamp me in soft metal? cut me with lasers? I've never understood this stupid expression because a diamond is only at risk from OTHER DIAMONDS.

I decided to write you an email confirming my interest in you. I am new at this whole thing...i just thought of dedicating my time into it and see what comes out of it for me.

And that selfish comment would stop me dead.

I'm a professional Contractor, i do build houses & Roads,

Oh joy. Just what an author needs. A navvy. With no ability to write proper English

i maintain the Lord's gift in my life bcos am good in Art & sculpture

Not only faux religious but pretentious too

so i do sometimes organise trade fair exhibiton for upcoming artist.

And this is relevant to me in any way - why?

I can relocate for the right woman,

Oh PLEASE move to Norfolk UK right now. I'll be lying here naked.

I will like you to get back to me on my personal email address because i do check it most time both at home and at work

Not really desperate then

YUK. This is him,