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Jun. 14th, 2007 01:53 pmWah! I missed Blog like it's the end of the world day! That would have been fun!
And new Wombats up on JKR.com, but wtf? Who knows this stuff? Not me!
Wah! I missed Blog like it's the end of the world day! That would have been fun!
And new Wombats up on JKR.com, but wtf? Who knows this stuff? Not me!
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Date: 2007-06-14 01:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-14 01:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-14 01:33 pm (UTC)Great idea though! I hope it is done every June 13:)
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Date: 2007-06-14 02:32 pm (UTC)*joins you in the 'don't give a sod' corner* I'll buy the book, scan read at approximately mach 3, and then toss it aside. Though I'm naturally hoping for Potterdammerung.
And the zombie day made clairvoyant wank as might have been predicted.
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Date: 2007-06-14 03:02 pm (UTC)Now that's something I'd like to see, muchly. The stadium floor collapses, due to Lucius sending House Elves to mine for the dropped magic that slid beneath the cracks in the floor during The Final Battle.
*cue song*
The Best Things in Life Are Dirty from Paint Your Wagon.
And Harry and all his DLF's are pitched screaming into the Abyss beyond. Not, amazingly, full of sulphurous pits but a lot of very depressed people "Many fall into the dark places, few return to the sunlit lands." Harry meets hot prince in Black, not unlike Hamlet, marries him and lives happily ever after . Nagini fell down too and fell in love with strange serpent.
They never get out, however.
Voldemort is left clinging to the edge with his spider like fingers. Snape and Lucius approach, gingerly as the edge is a bit treacherous. They peer over the edge. Voldemort is reaching for his final Horcrux. Nothing so sexy as Harry's car, or any old iron from Hogwarts, but a small snowglobe called Wodebug. "I can't reach it!"
Instead of clamoring to their master to not worry about it and to save himself, Lucius and Severus egg him on to save the globe. it falls, Voldie falls.
Lucius and Severus grin horribly at each other and take over world.
Florahart got C- wanked! Oh dear... but really. Lighten up! Did she want warnings? "No zombies were harmed in this blog."
Perhaps I should go and warn Geoffrey Chaucer that she might actually think that there's a time vortex and he's REALLY writing a blog ????
*headdesk* I really thought Flora had more of a sense of humour.
The first post I read about that didn't mention zombies, it just talked about how there were riots in some californian town and I thought - EEP!! but hello! I went and read some more...
headdesk headdesk headdesk.