Oh No. Lucius/Shelob - it's Canon!!!!

[erastes]

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Lucius Malfoy turns into a giant spider after converting to Scientology Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

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Harry Potter done it!

[aunty_marion]

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:

Ginny Weasley is turned into an ice cream cone by Harry in the lounge, with the candlestick.

Kinky Cluedo Spoiler!

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[erastes.livejournal.com]

Hah - brilliant!

Re: Harry Potter done it!

[aunty_marion]

I did quite like: "Severus Snape kills Lucius Malfoy by tying his shoelaces together", though...

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[aunty_marion]

AND the one we all wish had really happened: "Harry dies of food poisoning during the Triwizard Tournament"!!!

[asphodeline.livejournal.com]

OMG Lucius/Shelob!!!! Which has just encouraged my brain to come with Hagrid/Aragog.

I feel sick.