I seen a horse fly! I seen a house fly!

[erastes]

Had a conversation with gehayi today and I asked her: "If Voldemort can fly and Snape can fly, why on earth can't Dumbledore? Or the Order?   And she said that it was because they weren't evil.

This led to silliness. 

When I see a good wizard fly (sung by Lucius) to the tune of "When I see an elephant fly" from Dumbo

Lucius:
I’ve seen a Quidditch Stand
Helped a Master Plan
Saw a tee-shirt that dyed its tie
But I think I will have seen everything,
When I see a good wizard fly.

Seen a Hogwart train
Seen a pumpkin strain
Saw a castle of Windsor tie
But I think I will have seen everything,
When I see a good wizard fly.

I’ve seen a Thestral,and that ain’t no lie
Coz I-sat and I laughed-while I watched Pater die
Dragon Pox at his age? Poor useless sod
Handy that I’m sleeping with a potions god…

I’ve seen a carriage tire
Watched a Goblet fire
Floated under a bridge that sighed
But I think I will have seen everything,
When I see a good wizard fly.

 

Comments

[semioticwarrior.livejournal.com]

Errrr Snape flies? Is this in the last book? I haven't read the last book yet (*will not* pay hardback prices after being so grievously disappointed by HBP), but I definitely don't remember this from the other books.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...Voldemort! No, no, NO!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

oOOPS - didn't mean to put a spoiler in view. I'll get told off..

Yes, and he flies very fast too... it's very very silly.

[berseker.livejournal.com]

...and I´ll make a stupid question that´s only slghtly related to the OP. Where do you post your fanworks? I swear I looked before asking, but I coudn´t find any link.

I´m asking because I liked the, hum, song, and this line
Handy that I’m sleeping with a potions god… made me realize that I have to read everything you ever wrote.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Sorry it took so long to reply! LJ has been really playing up and I didn't find this comment until today.

I used to be underlucius and that account is still there. But a lot (not all, because I've converted some of it) of my fanfic is at www.underlucius.erastes.com

Enjoy!

[paintedponyxox.livejournal.com]

LOL...Brilliant.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[bloodrebel333.livejournal.com]

Dragon Pox at his age? Poor useless sod
Handy that I’m sleeping with a potions god…

Oh, dear Lord. You don't think much of Abraxas. And I like how you make sure Lucius/Severus is mentioned in everything and anything fan-related you write.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I'm FIRMLY of the opinion that Lucius got fed up waiting for his inheritance and helped matters along. Very handy to have a boyfriend who might be able to get you a sample of Dragon Pox, an embarrassing childhood disease but can be fatal to elderly old men....