I seen a horse fly! I seen a house fly!

[erastes]

Had a conversation with gehayi today and I asked her: "If Voldemort can fly and Snape can fly, why on earth can't Dumbledore? Or the Order?   And she said that it was because they weren't evil.

This led to silliness. 

When I see a good wizard fly (sung by Lucius) to the tune of "When I see an elephant fly" from Dumbo

Lucius:
I’ve seen a Quidditch Stand
Helped a Master Plan
Saw a tee-shirt that dyed its tie
But I think I will have seen everything,
When I see a good wizard fly.

Seen a Hogwart train
Seen a pumpkin strain
Saw a castle of Windsor tie
But I think I will have seen everything,
When I see a good wizard fly.

I’ve seen a Thestral,and that ain’t no lie
Coz I-sat and I laughed-while I watched Pater die
Dragon Pox at his age? Poor useless sod
Handy that I’m sleeping with a potions god…

I’ve seen a carriage tire
Watched a Goblet fire
Floated under a bridge that sighed
But I think I will have seen everything,
When I see a good wizard fly.

 

Comments

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I'm FIRMLY of the opinion that Lucius got fed up waiting for his inheritance and helped matters along. Very handy to have a boyfriend who might be able to get you a sample of Dragon Pox, an embarrassing childhood disease but can be fatal to elderly old men....