Take what you can - give nothin' back.

[erastes]

GIMME YOUR CARATS YOU DOGS!!!!

T'is the best celebration of the year, me hearties. Tomorrow all the scurvy knaves with humour bypasses will be gripin' and groanin' about the scourge of the International Talk Like A Pirate Day but I be being celebratin' this day for four years now, and I bain't be stopping now.  So shut yer yaps or feel the length of my snicker-snee.

Today I took a pirate flag to work. canarieschick did the same - she also took a parrot and outclassed me by the wearin' of a skull & crossbones ring that she no doubt cut from the hand of some landlubber before giving his lifeless body to the sharks. She be a salty wench, and no mistakin'.

The lawyer scum ignored the two buccaneers as they sailed around them, plunderin' and lootin'.  They little knew what dangerous rogues were cruisin' in their legal waters. 

Comments

[morgan-lowri.livejournal.com]

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Oh i love it!

[morgan-lowri.livejournal.com]

One day pirate cats and pirate bunnies will take over the world!

[aunty_marion]

What about the pirate snails?

[morgan-lowri.livejournal.com]

They can come too.

NO

[naturalfractual.livejournal.com]

A killer, attack, pirate bunny! SAVE US!

Re: NO

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Don't you just love the ends of his mouth look like waxed moustaches?

[rwday.livejournal.com]

Arrr! Keelhaul the lawyer scum, matey!

(600 words on that Lovecraftian library short story, btw)

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Come the revolution, brothers. (pirates, I am learning, due to piratey reseach were amazingly democratic.) then lawyers will be first up against the mainbrace.

and whee!! good for you!

me. not so much.

:(

[rwday.livejournal.com]

Pirates. Democratic and gay. Hey, if they weren't they should have been.

Speaking of pirates, in honor of the day, I figured out a possible new ending to that pirate story I had to rewrite for IGMS, so am going to crank that out tonight, I think. You willing to give it a quick read-through before I submit to see if it makes sense (and make sure all the POTC stuff they were complaining about is gone?)

[erastes.livejournal.com]

they were gay too (it wasn't compulsory) but the spanish main was one of the best places to be until the missionaries moved in.

yes of course!

[rwday.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

Damn those missionaries anyway. They took away gay pirates and left us what? The missionary position? Bah.