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[erastes]

Gacked from Leatherdyke's/anarch's LJ

You can say what you like on your LJ as long as: -

(a) It's not political
(b) it's not religious
(c) it doesn't offend minority groups
(d) it doesn't offend majority groups
(e) it doesn't offend friends or family
(f) it doesn't offend friends who *thought* it was about them
(g) it doesn't cast anyone in a bad light
(h) it isn't depressing
(i) it isn't misleading
(j) it isn't satirical.

So my complete shaggy dog non-(oh so satirical) joke about the black transgendered gay handicapped jewish irishman (based on a true story of friends and family) isn't going to be acceptable?

Bah! HUMBUG!

Comments

[mylodon.livejournal.com]

I think I'd better stop talking/writing/thinking right now!

HUMBUG with knobs on!

[nagasvoice.livejournal.com]

But is it slashy?

[aunty_marion]

You forgot to get the whale in there. Or the baby seal. And your btghji is also not a one-parent family. Sorry, you'll have to be banned.

*pinches a humbug and sucks it happily*

[semioticwarrior.livejournal.com]

>Bah! HUMBUG!

I take umbrage on behalf of all Christmas-lovers everywhere.

And also all fans of Dickens.

Cease and desist! =)