*gibbering in excitement!*

Have decided to pay someone in the firm to check over my contract. Frelling Blackhearted cheapskates that they wouldn't do it for nothing. However I am feeling a little lost and insecure, and realise that I need SOMEONE who knows what he's doing.

And he's going to ring the publishers for me. He's on the phone to them now!

argh!!!! *dies from the excitement*