Woo Hoo! I wish mother had been around to see this!

You'll probably be pleased that this will be the last image from Amazon regarding Standish, BUT.....


( YOU CAN'T GET BETTER THAN NUMBER ONE!!! )

Bwhahahahahahaha!!!

If you love really great filks, this won't disappoint.

Eggs & Ham spoof - Dan-I-am - Tom Felton's (fictional) reaction to those Equus pics.

I would not pinch my nipples out
And flex my abs and scowl and pout.
I do not think it debonair
To fetishise my armpit hair.