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Dear Lawyer. 30 mins of dictation does not take 30 minutes to transcribe. *stabs*

Dear Word: Thank you SO MUCH for crashing 29 mins and 46 seconds into the dictation. If you haven't autosaved when you come back on line, I'm stringing myself up by the Trussocks*

Dear Readybrek: Why did I used to like you? You are disgusting.

Dear WIP: no-one's going to read you, you know this. They all want romance, not tragedy. With teef. Not a vampire in sight.

Dear Protag. Just fuck the boy will ya and stop mooning about like a love-sick ninny.

Dear Six Apart: He's 17. ^^

Dear Clock: Why aren't you showing 5.30?

*the area near the photocopier

Yum.

Just discovered Trash Fiction and when you filter it by "alt sex" you get THIS LIST which has some scrummy stuff I've never seen before, notably some gay Watson and unrequited Holmes love which will please some on my flist.

I found it because "The Leather Boys" is on the TV at the moment, and is just about perfect for research into my WIP, homoerotic leather clab teenagers on bikes. There's a bed scene in the book apparently but I really don't think there will be one in this film... They are sharing a bed, it's true, but it's in a Morcambe and Wise kind of way.

...Later... hmmm. Wasn't very pleased with the way that ended. Now I'll have to get the book, damnit.

Nothing much else to say. Boring...