So it was bound to happen, really. My mother used to say that one of these day Dad was going to take her out shopping and drive home without her, but thank goodness it never happened to her....
( Where's he gone? )
( The Twilight debacle )
And regarding all the Austen Diary spin-offs. Aren't we at saturation point, already? Who's next? Mr Collin's Diary? Lady Catherine De Bourgh's Diary? Lizzie's Diary's Diary? Some bloke who was wandering along Lyme Bay when that bird jumped and hurt herself's diary?
For those of you who haven't got