For Sale: Three Cats

[erastes]

In fact, send me a packet of Reece's Peeces and I'll send them by return.  I'm sure I can stuff them all into the jiffy bag the sweets come in.  They are driving me bonkers. They woke me up at six am (roll on the clocks going back, plz) Lili has been shouting for food since about 1pm, Lucius was AWOL again for a couple of days and came in last night as wet as if someone had stuck him in a bucket and filthy dirty, troughed a tin of food and fell snoring into a heap. Severus wants cuddles, but I'm not fooled, it's because he's chilly (the weather has gone all wintry again)

And now all three of them are galumphing around the house like mini t-rexes.

Next time I'm getting gerbils.

The next Torchwood is on tonight, peeps, so don't forget. They are mucking around with the schedules again...

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[zoepaleologa.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I can stuff them all into the jiffy bag the sweets come in.

Anything'll go in, if you slice it thinly enough...

*runs away*

*comes back*

My own fat furry sod seems to have inveighed me into feeding him more over the past few days, and now, of course, a dangerous precedent has been set.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of mincing.... and not in a Ianto way, either.

Yes, mine too. "It's cold mummy, we need more fud because of the winter!!"

*eyes furry polar bear coats with jaundiced eyes*

[crawling-angel.livejournal.com]

Awahahahahaha, pusskatrexes.

Puss is in his favourite place...on the back of the armchair nearest to the radiator. He's smiling his biggest smile.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Lili is welded to the radiator today, we have hail!

[shiawmeimei.livejournal.com]

LOL! I know the feeling all too well. We had torrential rains for a couple of days and Rusty (aka Fatso) decides he likes the rain. And he likes to jump in my lap soaking wet. Of course, he puts on an innocent act when he's catapulted from my lap.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's what annoys me, they come in, soaked and leap straight into my arms, without asking!!!

[batboy126.livejournal.com]

I can certainly sympathize. Cats tend to be a bit self-centred.
Our late lamented cat also used to wake us in the morning, early, until we started locking her out of the bedroom. If we ignored her yells for food and attention, she'd walk back & forth across the clock radio until she set it off.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Mine RUN over me (as if they were going elsewhere and i just happened to be in the way) unti I wake up. This morning they all clambered onto my body and I woke up with my back feeling broken

grrr

:)

[pfodge.livejournal.com]

I'll trade you my three cats for your three cats. When I got up this morning there was a half a roll of bathroom tissue all over the bathroom floor. That was Troubles doing. Tigger dumped over their dry cat food dish that I left out for them. She does that every night. Once it has been dumped over Sable my black cat likes to bat the spilled kibble all over the kitchen floor. So I'll trade with you, do we have a deal.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Yours sounds WORSE!

[tharain.livejournal.com]

Three cats for a hell hound?

[erastes.livejournal.com]

No way.

:)

[schmoo999.livejournal.com]

This is one reason I want no more snow. My cats need to be able to go out which they don't when there is more than one inch of snow.

Last week Thunder decided that 5am was a good time to knock things off of tables, including a nice table lamp with a thick glass lamp shade. It shattered everywhere.
*sigh*

Then they jump into my lap purring and I melt.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

i don't have anything that isn't ripped or broken...

*sigh*

*snuggles Lucius*

[asphodeline.livejournal.com]

Aw, poor pussies!! Mine have been going berserk recently and biting lumps out of each other!

I met up with spikeyboots this evening!! (At Orbital, Eastercon)

[erastes.livejournal.com]

She was under strict instructions to give you a hug from me, so she had better have delivered! *stern face*

[asphodeline.livejournal.com]

Delivered ma'am!!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Yay!! *hugs you both*

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

http://sam-storyteller.livejournal.com/126227.html
Torchwood + Cats

My kids watch Torchwood. I don't watch TV

[erastes.livejournal.com]

*dies*

"IM IN UR BASE -- "

SITTIN ON YANTOE."

Oh thank you for that!

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

My oldest, the slasher, is deeply in loves with "U B SEXXIN SEXY JACK."

My littles like "I HAS A YANTOE."

beasties

[equani-tsula.livejournal.com]

When ours get to doing that (now accentuated by the roomies dogs barking wildly) we say "we shoulda gotten FISH - next time, FISH for sure" nice, quiet goldfish who stay in their bowl and don't fuss...

Re: beasties

[erastes.livejournal.com]

AND you can flush fish...

Re: beasties

[equani-tsula.livejournal.com]

POINT! Whereas flushing the cat would entail a major wrestling match and possibly stitches.

[mongrelheart.livejournal.com]

like mini t-rexes
Heehee! around my house we call that "ThunderCats".

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. They are doing it AGAIN today. I don't know what's so amusing upstairs that they have to do it so noisily. When I go and look they are just sitting looking innocent - when I come downstairs again, the galumping starts again.

[lee-rowan.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't dare let mine out to run without supervison. Spenser's afraid of cars, anyway, and is an excellent (ie, here, Mom, look what I killed!) hunter. The birds have enough to contend with with the West Nile in the area. (Also, Do Not Want Dead Moles.)

Our senior kitty Snoot is the morning yowler. She only weighs 5 pounds but there must be some Siamese in that skinny little body. As soon as it's light she starts the YAO! YAO! YAO! and marching up and down ... you just can't pitch a fragile 18-year-old cat off the bed. And when the boys come in and she starts yelling at them and they hiss back... no risk of oversleeping. Dammit.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I'm lucky that I live in a cul-de-sac in a tiny village and it backs onto fields. They used to kill daily, mainly mice, but they seem to be growing out of it. (Although I think thats why Lucius roams because he is self sufficient with food when he wants to be)

Yes, Lili is half Siamese, and is a real chatter, not only the YAO!!! at four second intervals from the time I open my eyes but she PRRRRPS all the time whenever she moves around the house, I'd love to know what she's saying!