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Someone just posted this on Speak Its Name, on the "Submit Your Book for Review" page:

Author Jenna Marie Christian Uses Book Sales to Help Childcare Facility in Need

You Broke My Heart, Now Go to Hell!, released May17, 2008
Now Available

CHICAGO, Ill.—Following the May 17, 2008 release of her book, You Broke My Heart, Now Go to Hell! Jenna Marie Christian made her first book signing appearance at Latin Street Dance Studios in downtown Chicago and continues to make strides as one of Chicago’s newest young authors.  Her recent announcement to provide a portion of the proceeds from the sale of the book for funding Fifth City Preschool in Chicago IL, characterizes her Angelic spirit and passion for giving back to the youth.

You Broke My Heart, Now Go to Hell! is an unique and entertaining self help book that encompasses the story of Jenna’s fury and want for revenge after being Dumped by her ungrateful Ex.  In this “Tell All”, the author gives you her personal and private details of a relationship gone horribly wrong, in hopes that young women can learn from the mistakes made with her failed attempts at a relationship.

Written to help young ladies as they struggle through tough breakups, this easy read is a must have for teens and for mothers to pass on to their daughters and college students.  It contains a useful guide teaching the steps to healing a broken heart and learning to fall in love with yourself.

You Broke My Heart, Now Go to Hell! is available at Author House, Borders, Amazon, Target.com, and Barnes; Nobles.  Ms. Christian gladly makes herself available for interviews and book signings upon request.

Jenna Marie Christian an alluring author and mesmerizing model, hails from Chicago, the daughter of legendary Blues singer Little Johnny Christian and the beautiful Mary L. Christian-Jones.  Driven, dedicated and charismatic, Ms. Christian is educated and well rounded in Acting, Latin Dance, Radio Broadcasting, Motivational Speaking and the Financial Profession.  Although Ms. Christian is just beginning, she admits the best is yet to come and she won’t stop striving to reach her goals.  She gives God and her parents the credit for all her current and future success.  “They are the wind beneath my wings.”

I think I'm going to go off and be sick now.  There are no words.