Finished my "nasty character" piece

[erastes]

And guess what? It's NOT slashy!!! (well, ok, it does have my executioner looking at the doomed king in interest and the doomed king DOES touch the executioner, (on the cheek.. his FACE CHEEK)....but that's it. No frantic shaggage in a dungeon.)

It's gen! *feels pulse to see if I'm all right*

Now I need to make it readable. it's a bit bitty

Am pleased. Where are all the gay erotica submission calls? Even Nightcharm has closed down for fiction submissions, which is not fair.

It's NINETY degrees in this OFFICE by the way. Just sayin'

I'm doing a list of descriptive text that is used in gay porn, I'd promised both rwday and theregoesyamum that I'd do it ages ago, and never got around to it, so watch out for that later this evening.

Let me just say that "engorged fuck-tube" is one of the nicer terms. There are so many "how to write gay porn" articles floating about here and there that I'm tempted one of these days to write "and how not to, please, really. I mean it" to make a balance. I know that a lot of the anthologies are wank books but things like "pulsing jism" really doesn't do it for me. Just looked up "jism" on etymology online - evidently it was coined in 1899. Well that's that. I'm never writing anything based earlier than 1899.

*retreats further into the past*

*presses send and hopes the formatting works coz if not I can't fix it for an hour*

Comments

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

P-p-pulsing jism? *dear god, no*

I have always thought that the worst thing I'd ever read, aside from the infamous "boy-pussy", was when he pressed his "throbbing manhood into his lover's hot love tunnel" in which he subsequently filled it with his "creamy boy essence"

I need to stop thinking of it, I think.

[bawdy-letters.livejournal.com]

I see your "boy-pussy" and raise you a "boy-cunt". :P

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I needed that. ;)

And here I was thinking that there wasn't anything less sexy than "shot his load"

And, the time I read someone "kissing junior once more before tucking him back in."

[erastes.livejournal.com]

That is truly horrible. Go away.

*G*