How not to start a Monday

[erastes]

Worst euphemism for a vagina of the week....  sticky open trap.

Just.  *gag*

And this is part of the blurb.  Which made me lose my tea with the giggles: Too late, Brighit discovers that the creatures known as the un-dead use her passage to travel the dimensions, clearly trespassing the boundaries and returning to pursue their evil ways on Halloween night.

Comments

[the-sea-to.livejournal.com]

Lovecraft had nothing on this one.

CthuluPLUS! FTW!!!

[marquesate.livejournal.com]

Sticky open trap? YUCK! I suggest a shower. *shudder*

[ariadneelda.livejournal.com]

Sticky open trap??? *dies*

[erastes.livejournal.com]

It's a disturbing image, all those "un-dead" leaping into her sticky open trap...

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Gaping maw would be sexier.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Erastes: going blind from dreadful excerpts so you don't have to.

[drachenmina]

*is ded*

[crawling-angel.livejournal.com]

Like Eurostar you mean? :P

I hope she don't go around lying down on the floor in front of unsuspecting undeads. Accidental fanny-travel might interfer with their daily plans to take over the world!!!

[crawling-angel.livejournal.com]

I can't spell either. Grrrr.

[busaikko]

Good heavens!

I picture a 'sticky open trap' as your basic roach motel... only in this case full up with the evil undead.

Yikes.

[aunty_marion]

Ah, but is that her front passage or her back passage?

[chaos-rose.livejournal.com]

My, someone has vagina issues...

...and I just shot coffee out of my nose.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Perhaps one is a short cut?

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

The underlying misogyny makes me laugh. Vaginae are traps, boys! Eeee! Run away! (And why the heck does Firefox not accept the plural of 'vagina' as 'vaginas'? They're used interchangeably now.)

And how big are these un-dead who trespass boundaries? o_o

[oddnari.livejournal.com]

*Snort*!

Why don't you link this to weepingcock? We always look for the lulz.

[lee-rowan.livejournal.com]

Okaaay... she's an animate vegetable life-form, evolved from the Venus Flytrap?

[lee-rowan.livejournal.com]

Well, that's one way to get rid of the buggers. Just rinse the trap out periodically (hah) and they're all down the drain...

[asphodeline.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmm, think she needs some Vagisil!!

[ggymeta.wordpress.com (from livejournal.com)]

The underlying misogyny makes me laugh

I was thinking the same thing. I think this calls for a holy-water douche!

[aphephobia.livejournal.com]

That sounds... like whoever writing it really has issues with vaginas. :/

[neefsck.livejournal.com]

Oh look, my story is lacking in several fundamental area's......Quick! Lets make the characters name exotic and nonsensical! that'll fix everything!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

As is so often the case - as my inbox sadly proves...

:(

[kathleenbradean.livejournal.com]

Why am I picturing a Venus Flytrap? Why am I picturing anything? I can rip out my eyes, but not my imagination.

BTW - If this is only the worst one of the week, I shudder to think what it takes to be the worst euphamism of the year.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I should save them up and have a vote, if i had the time!!

[penelopefriday.livejournal.com]

You know, this is quite consoling. How to make me feel like a pretty decent writer within a few sentences ;)