What pisses you off? meme.

[erastes]

Things that make you go GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Things that send your blood pressure through the roof.

Is it whenever you are in a particular supermarket there are hundreds of people stacking shelves and no-one on the tills?

Is it the sucking noise that car mechanics do when you ask them for a quote?

People who don't wash their hands in the loo *coughmencough*?

People who don't use doggie bins?

Post it here. Get it off your chest. Shout scream and rage. from tellers to bureaucrats, suethors to traffic wardens.

The only rule is that you don't say I hate [livejournal name]. Celebs however are fair game.


People who don't know the width of their own cars
People who give way when it's THEIR right of way
People who use their headlights for a "go ahead" signal
People who don't have indicators on their cars (or so it SEEMS)
Lawyers
People who mistreat animals.

Comments

[hansbekhart.livejournal.com]

kethlenda beat me to the peeing on the toilet seat one, but I'll reiterate it because that is seriously the most annoying thing ever. Along with just plain not flushing because dude, use your foot if the germs freak you out. That shit is GROSS.

People who wait for an elevator when they know it's going to be crowded, cram themselves in and then go down ONE FLOOR.

Vegetarians. Not vegans, because most vegans take it seriously and if you're that dedicated to a lifestyle, you're probably not going to be waving it in people's faces. But vegetarians, with all the little rules and reasons, like I don't eat beef but I eat fish and chicken and pork and sometimes beef if I feel like it but you're EVIL for eating those POOR HELPLESS ANIMALS.

Paris Hilton.

People who wear those one color trendy track suits. Especially if they're velour track suits. Good god. That wasn't even cool back in '97, what the hell are you doing wearing it now?



Obviously needed to get some stuff of my chest! Thanks for the opportunity :D.

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

Especially if they're velour track suits.
Especially 'low-rider' velour track suits because nothing says 'style' like 'asscrack'.

[hansbekhart.livejournal.com]

Especially when they're wearing low-rider velour tracksuits with the thongs pulled up to their eyebrows. That's always attractive.

[orange-bastard.livejournal.com]

god I hate that look. One of the PROFESSORS at the college I attended showed up with her tight low rider jeans complete with sparkly thong, and bent over in front of the whole class. The guy sitting behind me reflex-kicked my chair and sent my coffee flying....

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

When I see the yanked up thongs I feel a twinge of pity for the poor anus that is suffering from elastic band chafing. That cannot be comfortable! Wear that thong how it's supposed to be worn or not at all!

[kethlenda.livejournal.com]

Here's one, related to that:

Fashion designers who don't make any type of jeans in between "plumber's crack popstar jeans" and "frumpy, waistline-up-on-your-ribcage-highwater granny jeans." Neither is comfy. I just want a nice pair of jeans, with room for my curvy ass,, and with the waist near my bellybutton or just a little below.

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

I second that!
A nice mid-rise jean that fits the ass is like the Loch Ness Monster. It is reported to exist and terribly difficult to find.

[orange-bastard.livejournal.com]

Oh good call. I hate Paris Hilton with the passion and fury of 10,000 horses racing across the desert. Btw, have you seen this awesome pic? (http://pics.livejournal.com/hill_/pic/0011tg0y) Effin Skank!

[hansbekhart.livejournal.com]

OMFG That is the best icon EVER. And I totally have not seen that picture. She gets skankier by the day, doesn't she? Eventually her crabby vagina is going to eat the world.

[orange-bastard.livejournal.com]

not if we drop her off on a desert island...

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I like these a lot. Specially the vegetarian thing. I was at my last job with a Vegetarian who would come in and Make Comments while I ate my lunch of chilli or whatever.

One day I saw her eating Jelly Babies.

I told her where gelatine came from. She DIDN'T KNOW.

I felt better.

[hansbekhart.livejournal.com]

I had a vegetarian friend who used to make vomiting noises if we were ten feet away from him eating meat, because he claimed that the smell of it made him sick. He almost DID get sick when we told him what miso soup was made out of after he had polished off two bowls of it.

I got into another argument with a girl who was vegetarian because she had gone to some rodeo and was so sad dat dey were soooo mean to the poor animals. She had nothing to say after I pointed out she was wearing a leather belt and shoes and slaughtered animals are treated far less kindly than rodeo animals.

Pwning vegetarians is the BEST.

[shoeless-girl.livejournal.com]

OMG, how can you NOT KNOW?

Idiot.